Starship Act 2 Part 2

As the loveable Tootsie Noodles escorts the loath-able Mega-Girl to the brig, emotions fly free and it's love in zero-g. Will this simple country-pumpkin from Farm-Planet be able to melt the steel heart of a ruthless, human-hating machine, or can that only be done by slowly lowering her into lava? It's a star-crossed romance amongst the stars as the adventure warps on!

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"Starship" copyright 2011 StarKid Productions

"The Way I Do" Lyrics (by Darren Criss):
TOOTSIE:
When they you say you can't love
I think you've got it wrong
And you say you can't feel
With a heart made of steel
But you can't say that steel ain't strong

Well if that's who you are,
Just a meaningless star in the sky
Tell me what is the meaning
Of what I am feeling if you are the reason why

Now I may be dumb
But where I come from
Folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue

No you don't know you the way I do

MEGA-GIRL:
Your kind is frail and weak
And I want to destroy you all
You're a sorry disgrace
To the concept of race
And to logical science & law

But for some reason why
When you look at me I don't wanna be
Programmed this way
Believe when I say you're the one anomaly

You might not be smart
But there is a part
Of me that's starting to make a breakthrough

No you don't know you the way I do

TOOTSIE: I never expected to find something like you
MEGA-GIRL: my wires are protected from abnormal things like you
MEGA-GIRL: when you know everything it is suddenly strange when you don't have a clue
TOOTSIE: I don't know anything but you're giving me a clue

BOTH:
I can see past the surface
Finding the worth
That is hiding beneath
It's life, and purpose
And all of sudden I feel like I've run into something that no one has seen

FEB: And these are the airlock doors! Never hit this button, though, k? Cause we'll all be sucked out into space.
BUG: Wow, this is all so great, February! I can't believe I'm on a real live working Starship! With humans and everything! All this time, I had no other choice but to imagine what all this was like.
FEB: Yeah? Is it everything you imagined, Bug?
BUG: (Looks at her) And more! I never imagined anyone like you, February.
FEB: Hehehe. I know I seem like a pretty complicated girl. It's like, I'm a Starship Ranger, but I'm also really pretty and like sciencey stuff. But all that's just in your head, Bug. I'm really pretty simple.

FEBRUARY: BUG:
You're perfect and wonderful
How I hoped you'd be February, I--
But it's really enough
For you to be just a human being There's something I need to tell you

And I know you'll agree
That's all we need to make all of our dreams come true you're a dream come true
If this life has an ending but I need to
I'm glad that I'm spending this short little time with you say something to you

BOTH: TOOTSIE & MEGA-GIRL:
I'm so much more so much more than
Than what you thought before what you thought you knew
Now that we have gotten to...

FEBRUARY:
Get to know you

TOOTSIE & MEGA-GIRL:
You don't know you

BUG: (to himself)
But you don't know me

ALL:
... The way I do.

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Closed Caption:

TOOTSIE: I'm alright, in case you were worried.
MEGA-GIRL: Damn. I was worried you would be.
TOOTSIE: I sure was scared down there, Mega-Girl.
With all those nasty critters crawling all over you!
I thought you was gonna get bit! Or stung... or something.
You must've felt mighty scared.
MEGA-GIRL: I don't feel anything. Ever.
To me, emotions are simply the definition of human weakness.
TOOTSIE: But Mega-Girl, you could have died!
The world just wouldn't be the same without you.
MEGA-GIRL: My destruction is inevitable and will be of little consequence.
Just as my creation was of little consequence.
I am a purposeless slave.
TOOTSIE: Mega-Girl, shame on you!
You may feel that you don't have a purpose, but...
I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you.
You're my favorite part about being a Starship Ranger.
Everyone's always shouting orders at me
or using those weird looking shovels and doo-hickeys that make me feel all dumb, but
I like that I don't feel that way around you.
When I talk to you I don't feel... duh... confused! at all!
And that's something special for me.
So you may feel that you don't have a purpose, but
I like to think that maybe we were meant to meet on this Starship.
Maybe this is all part of God's plan
he made before he died.
What do you think?
MEGA-GIRL: For me to accept that scenario as truth
would require me to ignore all knowledge and logic I have been exposed to.
TOOTSIE: Well, that's easy, Mega-Girl. I do that every day!
*music*
(singing) When they you say you can't love
I think you got it wrong
And they say you can't feel with a heart made of steel
But you can't say that steel ain't strong
Well, if that's who you are,
Just a meaningless star in the sky
Tell me, what is the meaning of what I am feeling
If you are the reason why
Now, I may be dumb
But where I come from
Folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue
But you don't know you the way I do
MEGA-GIRL: Your kind is frail and weak
And I want to destroy you all
You're a sorry disgrace to the concept of race
And to logical science & law
But for some reason why
When you look at me I don't wanna be
Programmed this way, believe when I say
You're the one anomaly
You might not be smart
But there is a part of me
That's starting to make a breakthrough
No, you don't know you the way I do
TOOTSIE: I never expected
MEGA-GIRL: my wires are protected
TOOTSIE: to find someone like you
MEGA-GIRL: from abnormal things like you
MEGA-GIRL: when you know everything
MEGA-GIRL: it is suddenly strange when
TOOTSIE: I don't know anything but
MEGA-GIRL: you don't have a clue
TOOTSIE: you're giving me a clue
BOTH: I can see past the surface
Finding the worth that is hiding beneath
Your life and purpose
And all of sudden I feel like I've run into
something that no one has seen
FEBRUARY(spoken): And, um, these are the airlock doors
But uh, don't press that button, alright?
Or we'll all be sucked out into space.
BUG: Wow, this is all so great, February!
I can't believe I'm on a real live working Starship!
With humans and everything.
I mean, all this time, I had no choice but to imagine what all this was like.
FEBRUARY: And is it everything you ever imagined, Bug?
BUG: And more!
I mean, I never imagined anyone like you, February.
FEBRUARY: Bug, I know I seem like this complicated girl
It's like, I'm a Starship Ranger, but I'm also really pretty
and I like shy-encey stuff.
But really, that's all in your head. I'm actually pretty simple.
(singing) You're perfect and wonderful
How I hoped you'd be
BUG: February, I--
FEBRUARY: But it's really enough for you to be just
a hu-man being
BUG: There's something I need to tell you
FEBRUARY: And I know you'll agree
That's all we need to make
FEBRUARY: All of our dreams come true
BUG: You're a dream come true, but I--
FEB: If this life has an ending, I'm glad that I'm spending
BUG: need to say
FEB: this short little time with you
BUG: something to you
BOTH: I'm so much more
That what you thought before
TOOTSIE & M-G: So much more than
FEB & BUG: Now that we have gotten to...
TOOTSIE & M-G: What you thought you knew
FEB: Get to know you
TOOTSIE & M-G: You don't know you
BUG: But you don't know me
ALL: The way I do
BUG(spoken): I can't
Believe that you have one of those on your Starship too!
Let's check it out!
FEBRUARY: Oh, rats.