Starship Act 1 Part 2

Bug and Roach are off to the Over-Queen's slime pit to get their bug-jobs, but will all their bug-dreams come true or will they be squashed? Bug's intergalactic adventure continues!

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"I Wanna Be" Lyrics (by Darren Criss):

BUG:
The queen will surely see I'm not like anyone else
She will take one look and know my rightful calling
She'll understand that I just can't be living my life for the Hive
And I can finally 
Know what it's like to be alive

CHORUS OF BUGS:
I wanna be 
Something that can serve the greater good of our race
I'll do whatever I can to make our world a better place

BUG:
... if only I could get to outer space!

CHORUS OF BUGS:

BuzzZzzzzzz, Buzzzz, Buzzz, Buzzzz

BUG:
I'm gonna be a starship ranger
It doesn't matter at all where I'm from
So look out starship rangers
Cause here I am

CHORUS OF BUGS: here I am...
BUG: ...and here I come!




CHORUS:
Dirt eater!




Exoskeleton Polisher! 
I wanna build honeycombs!
The Bug that ruins your picnic!
.... A fly on the wall!

ALL: it's what I WANNA BE!!!

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Closed Caption:

BUMBLY: Oh, hey, Bug. What's the buzz?
BUG: Oh, hey, Bumbly. Just going to the Overqueen's slime pit.
BUMBLY: Ah, going to get you bug jobs, huh? Well, good luck!
BUG: Thanks!
INSECT: Shake a leg, Bug!
BUG: Yup!
CALLER BUG: Mammals! We've got mammals coming through!
BUG: Oh! Hey, mister, where are you taking these mammals to?
CALLER: Hey, that's a fine question, son.
Well, this guy over here is off to have a milking of his delicious fecal matter,
and this guy is off to the hatchery to have eggs implanted its chest.
ROACH: OH, wow!
CALLER: Yup. Ain't it the damnedest?
Say, you boys oughta consider a career in mammal wrangling. Bye!
INSECT: Did you guys know it takes over 3 tons of nourishment to fuel the bio-prophecies that support our putrid hive?
I wanna make a difference. I wanna be NOURISHMENT!
BUGGETTE: Hey, Bug
BUG: Oh, um, hey, Buggette
ROACH: Ooh! I'll leave you two lovebugs alone.
BUG: No, no, no
BUGGETTE: So, I just wanted to wish you luck today.
I bet you're gonna get a real great job from the Overqueen. Like...
Dung roller, or dirt piler, or dung dirtier. Something real prestigious like that.
I bet then, you'll have a real parasite problem.
BUG: Ah, no, Buggette. I've never been much of a ladies' man.
*BUGGETTE throws up*
BUG: Eew!
BUGGETTE: Oh, Bug. You make me laugh like nobody else.
You oughta make nectar, 'cause you're so sweet.
BUG: Heh, well, actually I don't think there's any bug job that I'm cut out for
BUGGETTE: Oh, don't worry. You'll be used to your job, whatever it is. Just look at me
I was assigned to carry around this mucus sack of carnivorous larva.
BUG: Ohh! Is that what that is?
BUGGETTE: Uh huh. And at first, I thought it was the pits.
But now, I'm just looking for that special bug to be there when these little guys are ready to move into their pupa stage
BUG: Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday, Buggette
BUGGETTE: Maybe I already have
Um, Bug...I was wondering if maybe later, after the ceremony,
You would wanna come over to my nest and I could tear off your head, and let my larva devour your body?
BUG: No thanks, Buggette.
BUGGETTE: Oh...okay
BUG: Yeah
BUGGETTE: Maybe some other time, then
BUG: Oh, yeah
BUGGETTE: Bye
BUG: Bye
BUGGETTE: Oh, I'm so stupid!
BUG: Oh! Oh!
ROACH: Bug!
What is your problem?
Why don't you ever go for Buggette?
She totally wants to... tear your head off
and let her larva devour your body!
THAT'S EVERY BUG'S DREAM!
BUG: Well, it's not mine!
I'm sorry, Roach. Not everyone's as lady-bug crazy as you!
ROACH: It is true. Deep inside my dorsal tube I- I'm just a hopeless romantic.
BUG: Aww
ROACH: Yeah. But who would ever go for a little bug like me?
The closest I'll ever get to a sexual experience is pollenating a flower!
MOSQUITO BROTHERS: *evil laughter*
NEATO MOSQUITO: Hey, you maggots. What's the rush?
ROACH: Oh, no! It's the Mosquito Brothers!
BUG AND ROACH: AAAHH! (MOSQUITO BROS: *evil laughter*)
MOSQUITO BROS: That's right! The Mosquito Brothers!
VEETO MOSQUITO: I'm Veeto!
NEATO MOSQUITO: I'm Neato!
VEETO: And this is our sister, Sweetheart.
SWEETHEART (in a deep voice): Yo
ROACH:Oh, come on, Bug. Let's get outta here.
These guys are bad news
NEATO: Ooh!
ROACH: Oh, uh, excuse me, gentlemen... and lady
NEATO: Alright, but first you gotta pay the toll
BUG: Um, what's the toll?
VEETO: Uh, how about some of that delicious blood?
BUG: My blood? NO! I NEED THAT!
MOSQUITO BROS: *evil laughter*
VEETO: Haha. Oh, I'm full, anyway
NEATO: Yeah, come on, you guys. Let's go bust open a cocoon. Try and peek of a butterfly when it's naked
VEETO: Say!
INSECT: Come on, everyone! The ceremony's beginning. To the slime pit!
*Music plays*
BUG (singing): The Queen will surely see I'm not like anyone else
She'll take one look and know my rightful calling
She'll understand that I just can't be living my life for the hive
And I can finally
INSECTS (singng): Finally
*ALL singing* BUG: Know what it's like to feel alive! (INSECTS: Aaahhh)
INSECTS (singing): I wanna be something that can serve the greater good of our race
I'll do whatever I can to make our world a better place
BUG (singing): If only I could get to outer space!
*INSECTS buzzing in background* BUG (singing): I wanna be a Starship Ranger! It doesn't matter at all where I'm from.
So look out, Starship Rangers
'Cause here I am (INSECTS singing): Here I am
BUG (singing) and here I come! (INSECTS singing): Dirt eater! -Exoskeleton polisher! -I wanna build honeycombs! -The bug that ruins your picnic!
ALL (singing): It's all I wanna be!
*applause*
CALLER: Yes, yes, yes, yes. All bugs shall rise, and keep buzzing to a minimum
for the honorable, the beautiful, and the terrible Overqueen!
*INSECTS buzzing*
ROACH: Oh! She's even more beautiful and terrible than I heard!
OH! SMELL THOSE PHEROMONES!
CALLER: Yes, now, who shall be the first bug to step forward?
INSECT: Wish me luck.
When deciding where to place me, I'd like Your Disgustingness to know that
playing some small part in the life cycle of the hive has always been my greatest ambition.
CALLER: The Overqueen will consider this.
OVERQUEEN: Mmmm. My deicision...
NOURISHMENT!
*INSECTS buzzing*
INSECT: Yay! I'm making a difference! My life for the hive! woah woah WOAH!
*OVERQUEEN swallows the INSECT*
OVERQUEEN: Yum yum yum! More!
*INSECTS buzzing*
CALLER: Yes, yes. Now, who shall be the next little bug?
ROACH: Oh, that's me, Bug.
See you on the other side. Or in the Overqueen's belly if we both get Nourishment.
OVERQUEEN: Ooh! And what's your name, son?
ROACH: Uh, Roach, ma'm
And may I also add that you are looking especially gooey today
OVERQUEEN: FLATTERY WILL GET YOU
Everywhere
My decision: Queen Impregnator
*INSECTS buzzing*
ROACH: Queen Impregnator?!
No way!
OVERQUEEN: Yes way!
Go pick my most flatulent orifice, and please burrow gently.
ROACH: oh... okay..oh! Bug! Bug! Look at me. I'm doing it! Ah! I'm really doing it!
Okay, bye!
BUG: Bye
CALLER: Now, who shall stand before the Overqueen to receive their inescapable fate?
INSECT: Well, that's you, Bug.
CALLER: Go on, Bug
OVERQUEEN: And what does your thorax desire?
BUG: Um... I- I- I uh...
I WANNA BE A STARSHIP RANGER!
OVERQUEEN: WHAT??
INSECTS: What's that? -What's a Starship Ranger?
-Am I a Starship Ranger? -I'M a Starship Ranger!
CALLER: Quiet you! You're drunk
INSECT: No, I'M drunk!
OVERQUEEN: SILENCE!!
My decision: Egg Planter
BUG: Egg Planter?
CALLER: Yes. Egg Planters shall report to the hatchery immediately
BUG: But I don't wanna-
CALLER: Silence, Egg Planter, and stand aside
Now, who shall step forth?
Wait a minute.
What is THAT??
*music*