Dom Mazzetti vs. Promoters

Dom becomes a club promoter.
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what's your name what do you do up my
name's Dom Mazzetti AKA johnny New
Year's AKA hurricane Christmas
a que Bonita mahpiya me you know i'm
gonna hit basically what is coming up so
what do you do
Oh what i do i mean i do it like I am uh
yeah i'm CEO and the only co-founder of
promotional company events and parties
you know you might have heard of it in a
galactic galaxy Milky Way global
universal nightlife and enterprise
shockwave to natural birth wind embodies
group LLC my first choice was taken what
was that Lamborghini Diablo what is it
called promoter Tom I mean what isn't it
I ask you what it is alright well I'll
tell you what is it
it is a real job I certainly isn't what
my parents had in mind for me not
getting anywhere
it's not a piece of cake or any other
type of food for that matter it's not
furniture ocean it's not ghosts
so what is promoting them it's a piece
of cake well it's fucking easy easiest
thing since sliced bread like shooting
fish in a barrel like slicing it's like
making slicing fish in a barrel was like
wait what do you do
basically I just get people to go to
parties they probably want to do about
and we're probably going to 20 probably
like eat cake until you went to college
for club promoting oh no not exactly i'm
going to Georgia Tech full chemical
engineering
I mean you know what I hope my passion
has always been scraping off pop you
know what state georgia tech ism I mean
last time I was there was in pretty good
condition using using alright state like
there's 50 states how you name one state
tourism name estate easy quickest thing
can you run me through what your usual
events like by to compare it to
something anything i would say it's like
those are all in fact uh this saturday
invited by the way throwing a party
called notice after dark is going to be
fucking zoo animals up with a lesbian
Jesus and a lot of sodomy and Moon
balance so Gibson's going to be their
addresses the Patriot six top 40 DJ
tri-state area in the world don't know
that's not something you want to go to I
don't know i'll be around then this
fucking snow was fucking off for all you
don't want to miss this
what's gonna happen to find mrs. giant
flood ever read the Bible if you work
with any celebrities in the past our i
mean yeah kinda hit I'm not gonna
name-drop about Cal same social sister
Samantha Sosa Joseph Kony dominant
donkey the care bears Armstrong no meal
who's the one of the moon I'm not
instrumental man on the moon
Michael Jackson I'm looking at the main
on move
dr. pepper was
i authorize keep legend like a social
media wizard got twitter be sure to
follow at me
Mr Graham follow that my website at
www.sec.gov gotten it got a network like
10 billion emails i got murder you
probably spent a lot of time on your
computer huh oh no actually this is
mainly 100-percent . this right here
this is what it's about this is your
lifeline this dies you die
people don't take me serious like what
are you doing like well get your fucking
job
what are you doing an entrepreneurial
i'm gonna i'm a business-minded
businessman i'm an idea guy i got what i
do right now is called paint glow
it's like de Globo the paint table is
with pain
it might look like how Spain so would
you say you're pretty successful i would
say that
ask around I'm the successful promote
everybody else's business
just a bunch of fucking clouds bunch of
jokers bunch of chocolate has had a job
or anything
yeah i'm not going to get a job yeah
what do you do I'm a clown