Annoying Orange - Wazzup Blowup

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Closed Caption:

-Yeah, that's right.
I need you to prioritize the Johnson report
and get Tyler on the phone pronto.
No! This is an emergency; things are popping.
[cell phone rings] Hey, I got another call comin' in.
[beep] Y'ello?
-Waaazzuuup?
-Orange?
-Wazzup?
-Orange?
Orange!
-[laughs]
-Buddy, I'm right here.
Okay, champ, you gotta stop calling me.
-What? I was just trying to butter you up. [laughs]
-[fake laugh] Not funny.
[cell phone rings] Okay, gotta take this. Hold on.
[beep] You got the cob.
-Wazzzup?
-Knock it off!
-[laughs]
-Champ, look, I'm expecting a very important call.
I'm the ear that everybody wants to talk to.
[cell phone rings]
Orange!
-It's not me.
-Oh, really?
-It's not.
-Fine. [groans]
Hello?
-Wazzuup?
-Ah!
-Stop!
-Blehhh!
-Stop it!
[laughter]
I told you guys, I'm waiting for an important call!
-Hey, Colonel Cornface.
-The name is Cob.
-Hey, hey Colonel Cornface.
-That's not my name!
-Hey Colonel Cornface, hey!
-What?
-I'd salute you, but I don't have hands.
[laughter]
-That's not funny!
That's just stupid!
Why can't you just-- [cell phone rings]
[groans]
[beep] You got the Cob.
-Wazzzuuup? -ah!
-Ah! [Cob screams]
[laughter and aww-ing]
-Shut up!
[laughter]
What did I just tell you guys?
-You said, "Give me a call. I'm all ears."
[laughs]
-I never said that.
-I think you said you were tired of being the laughingstock. [laughs]
-Hey, watch it, mini-munchkin man.
-No, it's midget munchkin man.
-No, it's just Little Apple.
-Nobody cares. Just shut up.
Man, you idiots are making my kernels itch.
[cell phone rings] Okay okay, this could be it.
None of you numskulls are calling me right now, are you?
-Uh-uh. -Nope. -Not me.
-Okay, 'cause if I pick up this phone and it's someone screaming, "Wazzup?"
I'm bringing a world of pain on each and every one of you.
All right. [beep] Y'ello.
-Wazzup? -What's up?
-Wazzup?
-Ehh! -Ahh!
[Cob screaming]
[all yelling]
-What's up?
[all yelling incoherently]
-[snores]
[all screaming in terror]
[boom!]
[all yell]
-Yay! It's raining scrumptious!
-Wow, looks like Cob couldn't keep a pop secret.
[laughter]
-Yeah, I didn't know he was the father of a unicorn.
-Huh? -What?
-He was?
-Duh, it's obvious.
He's a pop-corn.
[laughter]
-Yay! I love unicorns!
Captioned by SpongeSebastian