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you might not remember us
but we met in the nineties
we are members of Generation Y
as in yang
yo yo
life moved a little slower
discs were square
desktop folders had personality
extra storage space was just a zipper
away
there is only one social network but
most of your friends died of dysentery
the only thing buzzing in your pocket
was a pen
until that detail
but at least the troll was still a
friend
lunch was a puzzle not a picture
you were pumping jams water shoes
you didn't have to worry about a news
feed full of farm animals
you were busy feeding wild animals
a haircut didn't cost sixty dollars
it cost four minutes
really had nothing to lose
unless of course
you're playing for
the future was bright
you grew up
so good
yeah