Fred is Left Alone With Claudio

Fred's Mom leaves him alone with his new housemate, Claudio. What a creep!

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breath in the house and I have it
six-year-old should not be getting a fix
on the cheese or be growing a mustache
I mean that the health teacher use me as
an example we don't like any kids look
at Freddy's already don't you puberty
and you don't elementary schools if you
have any questions asked and i am not
going through puberty and you're ever
going through puberty
sorry it's just it's wrong ok it's wrong
anyway my mom i totally left me home
alone with that Claudio thing one of her
good friends is turning the big 28 so
she had to go with him to celebrate
everything he's so weird living with him
yeah I guess it's a him I didn't know
either personally believe that claudia
was just take it seriously i want to
call your even doing right now and maybe
I can be big
I can observe yeah I'd rather not know
anyway now I'm going to be about
everything when you can go without
throwing up to give you that you're
wrong
what are you doing honey I'm drinking a
video here
this is our bonding day Fred we're going
to become friends after today we'll know
all of each other's secrets will be the
best of friends right now if you think
you're involved in something to make my
pants okay give me that camera friend
you're very like you're very inside your
stomach and that's it
you're a timeout KJ go
who's gonna start
that boy is one nut case isn't he
I personally hope that being locked
inside that kennel will give him plenty
of time to think about his actions that
is exactly how my parents discipline to
me and I turned out perfect
oh I really do enjoy living inside this
house
I feel like it gives me a chance to be a
parent before i'm actually a parent
me and his mom were were raising Fred
together
that boy needs someone like me to guide
him throughout his life
should I let you out yeah yeah yeah yeah
all right well day one of bonding begins
well now that we're starting this
bonding session I have to ask you a few
things Fred and like all right well
first of all do not get defensive i was
just being a parent I was looking
through your cell phone you're not even
my parents I was looking through your
phone and I saw some text messages to a
girl named Judy help i'm going to have
to steal your phone until you promise
not to text her again
i'm just protecting him it's time for
nap time
bread it's time for you to take a nap my
dear like I'm lighting tired now I can't
get to sleep
hush little baby don't say a word Mama's
gonna buy you a mocking by and if we
simply place we're going to have to go
not ever going through puberty