Lewis Plays - Alien Hallway

Lewis picked up this pretty bad game on Steam (kinda like the SC2 mod Nexus Wars except crap) and wants his money back. It's pants. "Exciting 1-Dimensional Gameplay"

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Closed Caption for the Hearing Impaired:

hello and welcome to the Oaks cussed
this
is alien hallway lil ten dollar gained a
pox upon statements all night
I have a little plane see what it's like
Cup party could be playing a few stock
up too much lately and I want to see
hell
actual games compared so
this is it it's like comment how to
FedEx it was only one lane
I am if I saw the press but so cool down
and it's someone's like a a little space
rain fell a
i spose saying space brain tonight at
copyright
while Hamas spikes Murray but
a say so you've got your mystic is this
the game
this is the Ganges is really the end
this is it you
my homie texting so cool down and
and Q collective soul sister from the
left that 5 by picking me and yeah
cool to and you get the space rains and
they basically if they're uncontrollable
they just right now to form the enemy
and then set them on fire so they can
it's been a minute
it's been a minute now right and can I
offer some thoughts
might my initial dog sure it looks
king of all the kid oh my dole have fun
it looks like it sub-par flash game
the i kidded so what do you actually
controlled
you just control at the the botnet where
you can build
units 10 20 or 40 as a US address them
he will press wanna three but the
Oakland all down here
here that's the only thing you do you
can also press that green thing that
stuff that's basement head and it was
for a good night
and sadly that with my desk while a few
days
from for the great graphics pretty
pretty cool
oh yeah especially when compared to the
rest the game which is just gorgeous I
I have got the graphics Eltham act by
the way just turn
in rarely Wow hands this is not how
it and Asus
Underhill 3 I
a well huh alice is asleep this small
disc the worst game I've seen
well yet you're exactly right it's kinda
like a subpar version of stock of two
malt Nexus wars which is actually really
call um
so yet the state have failed you know
what we're going to do is with us have a
look at stuff to mod
swell on which led to look a soccer to
mold yes show anything other than
nationalism watching my a group
metal clad soldiers moving very slowly
towards a group
aliens do believe it was you very slowly
as you just kill them all very slowly by
pressing buttons at the bottom of the
screen
on a single one literally one by mention
only yes
screen here each sister Lorraine you go
along online
and that's it left the game align ok
I'll quite
for the box exciting one by mentioning
gameplay but with AK
I mean I'm not I didn't I'm not the
kinda got to hate on the games I try and
find some
some good have them from especially if
it's like an indie title
game but that is just talk shit
I era

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Closed Caption:

hello and welcome to the Oaks cussed
this
is alien hallway lil ten dollar gained a
pox upon statements all night
I have a little plane see what it's like
Cup party could be playing a few stock
up too much lately and I want to see
hell
actual games compared so
this is it it's like comment how to
FedEx it was only one lane
I am if I saw the press but so cool down
and it's someone's like a a little space
rain fell a
i spose saying space brain tonight at
copyright
while Hamas spikes Murray but
a say so you've got your mystic is this
the game
this is the Ganges is really the end
this is it you
my homie texting so cool down and
and Q collective soul sister from the
left that 5 by picking me and yeah
cool to and you get the space rains and
they basically if they're uncontrollable
they just right now to form the enemy
and then set them on fire so they can
it's been a minute
it's been a minute now right and can I
offer some thoughts
might my initial dog sure it looks
king of all the kid oh my dole have fun
it looks like it sub-par flash game
the i kidded so what do you actually
controlled
you just control at the the botnet where
you can build
units 10 20 or 40 as a US address them
he will press wanna three but the
Oakland all down here
here that's the only thing you do you
can also press that green thing that
stuff that's basement head and it was
for a good night
and sadly that with my desk while a few
days
from for the great graphics pretty
pretty cool
oh yeah especially when compared to the
rest the game which is just gorgeous I
I have got the graphics Eltham act by
the way just turn
in rarely Wow hands this is not how
it and Asus
Underhill 3 I
a well huh alice is asleep this small
disc the worst game I've seen
well yet you're exactly right it's kinda
like a subpar version of stock of two
malt Nexus wars which is actually really
call um
so yet the state have failed you know
what we're going to do is with us have a
look at stuff to mod
swell on which led to look a soccer to
mold yes show anything other than
nationalism watching my a group
metal clad soldiers moving very slowly
towards a group
aliens do believe it was you very slowly
as you just kill them all very slowly by
pressing buttons at the bottom of the
screen
on a single one literally one by mention
only yes
screen here each sister Lorraine you go
along online
and that's it left the game align ok
I'll quite
for the box exciting one by mentioning
gameplay but with AK
I mean I'm not I didn't I'm not the
kinda got to hate on the games I try and
find some
some good have them from especially if
it's like an indie title
game but that is just talk shit
I era