Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - 500 PEASANT WAR & MASSIVE BATTLES | TABS Early Access Gameplay

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oh god it's complete mayhem oh my god
that is intense as shit holy crap
hey you guys what's up so we're back in
tabs totally accurate battle simulator
and you guys smash the crap out of the
lake button on the last video so I'm
doing a nother one and if you want to
see another one on top of this will then
definitely smash into the lake on it
i'm gonna go ahead and I'm going to make
a giant battle i think all we know we
have to kill the final boss and then we
have to do battle i'm gonna try to I
want to try the final boss couple times
see if I can beat them
I'm a little one what's no I didn't mean
the president game and press play
oh no all right well I guess we're not
going to final boss ever
because I'm not replaying through that
nightmare but I want to do some maybe
I'll maybe I'll come at the end up so
who knows either way i'm gonna go ahead
and start making some battles let's do a
bunch of peasants what I'm gonna do
all right here we go i spawned a bunch
of peasants i have the game on low
settings now or close to low because
well the game is really taxing on my cpu
and GPU and everything for whatever
reason I can do thousands in dark but I
can't do hundreds of this weekend for
some reason I don't know what are you
doing are you trying to get him
what are you doing what stop stop
clotheslining a man these guys are still
getting into what they're still doing
their thing
look like the blue team might win oh
yeah cuz they smoke from behind them i
mean obviously the booty booty meanwhile
the booty guys in the booty it's not the
blue team
look at that yeah blue victory my
favorite color of both the bed
all right we have 50 archers against
fifty archers let's see what happens
when these archers fight it out and do
oh wow look at the hail of arrows I
can't wait to do this with catapult that
is what the hell was that
something something flew into the air
all those are arrows ah i see what
they're doing okay
look at that what was once that was the
quote the movie 300 i will make the sky
dark with arrows or something whatever
the quote was I don't know who's gonna
win
I don't know it was all shit that guy
Wow all God painful deaths oh no it's
painfully obvious who's gonna win now
oh no not really it's not really that
painfully obvious but still come on you
guys you guys come on you got this
little squat over here you got no home
Timothy know your thoughts so bravely oh
god oh god this guy
there's two left out
red wins so good like they have the best
sharpshooters ever these guys were like
US army snipers oh no haha
how did you survive that volley oh
there's gonna be an arrow coming to
quell any second that literally barely
went past his head
oh my god how is he still alive you guys
suck at target you need to target
practice guys like I was he still alive
thank you oh god oh god all right now
we've got the downgrade from the archer
the poacher i think it is
we have 50 of these guys against fifty
of the other ones and I don't know who's
gonna get the first hit but the blue
versus red reminds me of the halo halo
days you guys
holy shit oh my god thats that's crazy
dude
holy shit there's just oh my god you
guys remember red vs blue with halo I
used to watch the crap out of that stuff
I loved it
Oh God hill was such a good game it was
such a good game looks like these blue
team aight windows are flanking on the
side there is there a name kinda sucks
though
oh my god that is that is that is brutal
death and destruction everywhere
my god that guy just took two arrows to
the to the chest
yep that's all she wrote for you yeah
but look at blue wins again hell yeah
Team Blue Team viagra
all right I've got 75 barbarians against
75 barbarians we're going to see what
happens with these guys fight it out and
do some fun to look at a little clubs
little caveman your little caveman
shitheads
because they don't even know what to do
just like haha it's like whack-a-mole
oh no I think blue just got decimated
over here no don't die
my little my little blue tablets don't
die
I don't know who's gonna win I'll wait I
think blue might have this blue really
got decimated the beginning over there
though I wonder what happened to this
poor guy is that okay it's so not okay
alright alright this one last guy he's
charging he's going to victory screech
there we go yeah blue again
all right I've got 16 catapults and I've
got 90 shielder let's see what happens
when the catapult start playing playing
bowling with them
why are they not firing you should be
firing by now oh wow
while they're taking those things out I
think the shield have this I think the
shoulders have this but the ones in the
packet getting rocked
oh my god that well earlier
only getting rocked the I assume these
rocks are being thrown at them
I feel like this yeah that the catapult
are going to lose the catapults are so
going to lose if they can kill the
building a default
what can the shoulders kill the catapult
or are they just gonna like hung up on
the edge
well I think the catapult are gonna win
i think i was entirely wrong on my
statement
wow that got that guy who dude you're
sealed up to your shield to block it you
can do it you can do it
but why is this guy this guy's mountain
climbing apparently i don't think there
can be a winner in this
oh wait no ohh what
but what the hell alright so I've got 51
cannons against 40 and no way is not 40
ballistas like 45 list is it something
close to the holy shit
oh god it's complete mayhem oh my god
that is intense as shit holy crap
my art battles with that intent to be
great oh god the freaking ballistas got
completely rocked
but now the cannons are going to get
stopped by the like the dead bodies of
the masses of dead things why the hell
are you shooting that guy stopped
shooting
don't do it don't do it it's not worth
it oh god oh god oh haha there that is
not okay
oh my god I gotta gonna like try and get
the biggest freaking battle i can i'm
gonna have like a million peasants
that's what I'm gonna do we're gonna
have like we got it would be a battle
video if it wasn't like to if it was
like two frames per second
are you gonna do this he can't even
shoot them always canada take a name is
Candace take a name
oh you missed completely
oh all that pocket for guys like go
anyways haha alright so we have really
low FPS but we have 500 peasants and
because i said i wanted to do one what
that was really accessible be big and
stuff
we have 500 peasants and we have 50
ballistas and i have no idea then why
are you turning 21 me good sir
your FPS the FPS is breaking what the
hell why is a random-ass wheel fly
what that didn't even make sense why the
random ass all this is gonna be bad all
boy oh boy it's gonna get bad
oh yeah look at those arrows going super
why haha the guy's flying through the
air on the left
haha you for bastard oh god the blisters
are not going to win there's no way and
how they're not there now they're not
going to have to do some like 100 vs 100
battles because 500 is way way way too
much for my computer to handle maybe
it's the way the game handles that I
don't know either way this is going to
be a slaughter
oh god the arrows are just so so
pointless
oh god stop stop moving stop moving Wow
now it was that fast red one
yeah I figured red window I mean that
that's 500 ideas too many
all right I've got a hundred shields and
one hundred archers you can see what
happens when these guys fight it out i
think the shields are gonna win because
the archers are going to penetrate those
shields very easily but hopefully with
any luck the dog will stop barking in
the background of the guys in here that
and the shield errs are going to to
prove me right well prove me right
yeah i think that they have to prove me
right in this case you guys are going
and now doing your thing
extremely low cinematic high HD quality
hell yeah all that fun stuff yeah look
at that they're really plowing in there
like those the shoulders just don't
stand a chance
they're just pushing the arches around
they're not even not even killing the
are just pushing around lazily and just
like please move out of the way like
sleepwalking almost as some of the
archers are like taking a chance to
shoot at them with their backs turned
you cowards
the shields are running for the hills
like there's like screw this we know
you're doing what you were doing this
for your entertainment pleasure we're
not we're not sacrificing our lives
oh my god oh my god I turned back and
all the bodies of their holy shit
come on archers you got it you got to
step up your game
what the why would you shoot an arrow
that freaking high like how they who are
you gonna hit by shooting an arrow that
high into the sky
that doesn't make sense come on now guys
you got out you gotta pick up your game
a little bit
this guy's stuck in a free country they
just shot their own guy really gonna pay
you guys for my god it's it's such a
it's such a slaughter because now
they're just running away from the
arrows like they do not even trying to
fight why are they
I don't even know why are you want a
freakin Hill why are you all the way up
here you need to get down
you gotta start kicking some answers to
freakin archers like come on all of you
can band together and run make sure
you're going to lose some of you but
along the way you're going to kill those
archers and you're going to be safe then
you're going to live a safe and
prosperous life
that's the goal man that's that's what
happens and more some people have to die
so others can survive and and and
yourself for the greater good i guess
you guys like are you guys trying to
work on that thing you do one
are you really missing him that bad like
you need help why why would an archer
why would you close the distance like
that like is your aim that bad you have
to close that distance
all right we have 50 catapults against
fifty ballistas not okay that was so
what the hell is going on with all the
bodies is a freaking rave going on here
this isn't a rave it's not a party it's
a freaking war get out of my face I
can't see
oh my god I broke the freaking game I I
legitimately broke the game
I don't know what that what the hell
just happened like that the arrows all
hit the catapults and they didn't do
shit
come on like that's not okay that is
that is not okay
are they really like they're dead that
fast there's that many of them dead
already
I can't tell if they're if they're dead
or if they're just hanging there lazily
i actually can't tell i assume the one
that stopped moving are not are dead
god I've broke the game so bad
everything's shaking come on do it
ya hit that hit that catapult or
ballista hit that something whatever it
is
oh god all the arrows oh my god this
isn't this would make an amazing scene
in a movie all the all the arrows being
launched just to see if i could time is
right
yeah yeah that's right look at all the
arrows going in there are massive arrows
to like you think the rocks we have
things to make those explosions at the
bottom like I know the arrows are big
but you'd think the rocks that were
being thrown that are huge
the hell okay all right
you think the massive rocks being thrown
around be the ones that would make those
big poops of explosion and stuff unless
these are like fire arrows or something
maybe the Fire Nation
yeah that's right shoot the arrow
through me yeah yeah you right now you
didn't do that right let's let's do this
do this yeah yeah
alright so the ballistas can't really
hit the catapults all the way in the
back that are still alive and it means
that they can't win the game but I'm
assuming that the ballistas one because
there's like only a couple of catapults
left like I think there's two catapults
left
so yeah we're going to chalk this one up
for these guys all right i set up a
bunch of shield people to take the brunt
of the impact and i have a bunch of
ballistas and canners oh god the
canisters are killing everyone own what
the mr. don't do that don't do that okay
just don't don't do that don't do that
all while everything died so fast that
is
wow that is crazy that it will God let's
get out get out of me huh
well that's a little bit buggy teeny
tiny tiny bit buggy but it's okay oh my
god it's like that happened and
everything died like anything and
everything died at what's left is a one
over here yeah there's one over here
that are firing at right now
come on come on canisters you guys got
this you just got you got aim / oh yeah
he just got hit
yeah that's right you get them get them
ya beat that guy up
why did you fire anyways I didn't even
make sense you can't even turn around
like a cannon needs to hit this thing so
it can turn around
there you go oh you got wrecked
you got totally wrecked man oh yeah look
at that while cannons one against
ballistas not
that's awesome alright so i have 80
shield or uh sword people things versus
80 poachers we're gonna see what happens
when the arrows meet the you guys better
fire faster fire good for the second
volley damn you fire
oh it's gonna be game over from here
because they close the distance
yeah you hear the victory screams yeah
they know they know they know they won
look at that that was the fastest
victory ever what happens when they
become archers and they upgrade from the
poacher while we're going to see now
what happens yay
because all they're shooting arrows
already but you need like some kind of
shield reinforcement in order for it to
be effective
yep oh god they know red team knows it's
game over at this point they knew at
this point they fucked up
what they ran through why would you guys
run through
I don't even understand why the hell
they do that but I mean these guys right
here about going to finish them off
anyways
yeah look at that they're circling
around it doesn't mean they're going for
the castle that's what they're doing -
taking care of the castle yeah that's
right
I want to see what happens when these
guys I'll get faced with call my god
it's a freaking slaughter
haha whoa dude who is a freaking
exploded
oh my god that was cool I didn't even
expect that to happen
holy shit those cannons rock them
oh my god it ripped its head off savage
victory
yeah that's right blue one let's do that
one more time I added more chariots this
time we're going to see if they all got
their flying everywhere
oh my god that is that is like the best
that's that's the best battle yeah i
think this is like the best battle yet
it's fast-paced you have lots of things
going around everywhere things are
exploding
oh that can that can endure here's your
good old boy that had to suck at this
segment is one guy's just alone over
here and he died too many too many
chariots for him to handle
all right so I gave it a little bit of
thought and I mean realistically killing
the last boss is literally just killing
the last boss it's going to chicken shit
we managed to kill him but we just
couldn't kill the foot people and I
don't have time to go through this
entire game right now and do it but
definitely definitely let me know if you
want me to play through the campaign and
get to the final boss you guys can see
the final boss died in that level
successful and all that stuff but if you
have any more battle video requests let
me know in the comments section below
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