Local Crew Chief vs. Touring Production Manager

Local Crew Chief and touring production manager work it out.

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hi I'm a-bands production manager
okay my name is BR he doesn't matter I
won't remember it
do you have all of the local stagehands
I have advanced with your local
production manager
yes
okay
where are they most of them are still in
the parking lot getting high
the rest are in catering eating all the
donuts then are meant for break time
I would really like to start my load and
it looks like you have way too much shit
to fit on our stage
it will all fit
I really need the stagehands to start
unloading my trucks
you don't need to be a dick about it
will get started
in the second
I'm not being heard back I just want to
start the load and
it seems like you are being a dick to me
I'm really not
I just want to load in so I can go to
the bus
and talk shit about your crew
okay so we can get started
I will need one guy to work with my
lighting guy at timbers
do you have someone that can do that
yes he talks a lot endured Mr tech will
probably end up wanting to work alone
after 10 minutes with him
well can you assign someone else then
no I think it's funny that he will piece
of your day martek
fine can you tell me the best way
to get to front the house
I'm going to call break
please tell your touring caters to place
the donuts and coffee out on the break
table
your stagehands ate all the donuts
before the load in started
if you do not have donuts from my stage
and steep they will probably go out to
the cars for break and not come back for
at least 30 minutes
the load in just started and they are
already taking a break
yes
work very hard and deserve a break
for as much as they make it doesn't seem
like they work that hard
keep talking and I'll tell them to make
this the worst load in %um ever had
that won't be necessary
for the rest of the day I will only talk
shit about your crew to the other
touring roadies
that's fine we will also talk shit about
your crew
only we will do it to your face
great can we discuss the load out
yes
have things and the quality be touring
crew we will be here all night loading
out
that won't be the case
as long as your local crew works hard we
should be out of here in two and a half
hours
I doubt it
could you please tell your stagehands to
stop asking the guitar text for pics
they are trying to do their job and
can't get things done
if they are constantly harassed for pics
could you please tell your guitar tech
to stop being such an asshole and just
give out some pics
it's not like he paid for them only a
few stagehands will sell them on eBay
for more money than they made today
I'm going to the production office
I think the band you work for sucks
so do I
well I'm glad we can agree on
today is going to be a good day
probably
not
we still have four trucks worth upset to
unload
for trucks upset that is ridiculous
what can I say it's what the band wanted
no one cares about this band
fair enough
I'm going to go to my office can post on
Facebook about how crappy your cruise
and how much I hate the ban you work for
great
I'll go get your local crew shirts you
guys deserve them
I guess it could be worse
really hell
this could be a union house