THE SOLDIER SKILL ENHANCER : THE VIDEO

this probably should have won an Oscar for best anything (including actress in a supporting role).

god bless.

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all right i got an assist like a lot
probably be happy chinese can't even see
I have to check every corner
this is absurd this is really difficult
playing soldier for once it's impressive
so make sure you're up with regular
ready to take my star using this and
matches
did you create me know you agree thank
you i can't tell don't even don't even
do anything to keep that wears their
team i can see I'm getting no I got it
i'm gonna kill me if you're not I it's
like I'm playing sniper all the time
favorite getting all right i got sod
ghost on the shoulder cough drops the
change-up every time . to use which was
thinking about
right there when the jumping my age of
them was raped
oh my god we don't want my friends are I
think about you don't want my death so I
think about seven the others asked out
here to get hurt i shot the ground the
ground not going on
yeah getting i'm blanking there met
while my dad kill again 0 going crazy
whoa holy shit that I got someone else
i'm crazy i'm not even water dragon
right now know what the hell I got muted
Jesus ja get this thing off
what the hell what the hell what the
help
ah the tape is on the order it gets
locate okay okay come on come on almost
there were almost there just pulling
straight pulling it off
open it up connect back to the mumble
listen I just got like a double-kill
that's pretty good
now I have to figure out how to fuck
stupid shit balls i'm back then please
call me again it's really hard to
minimize and find out where my mumble is
I've got six points right now
some idiot bologna has five this is
basically like here's some Bergeron it's
like I'm playing with a disability I
said damn this would be a good to be a
good idea so I did Chris boat down
Thank You Stephen wasn't even paying
attention Michael I've got a killing on
the bottom of the scoreboard
holy God how bad do you have to be at
Soldier 290 well as soldiers ever come
in looking like this cheating and he's
got horse teeth are left
I'm trying to ground the ground shooters
are working skill in hands fantastic the
right is the way to compressive alright
my the MVP lamp am I on the list the
heavenly will be working on my car
please
17
getting I wasn't on the list
what's my help it's dominated we're
gonna die
you know you're gonna die without you
just you're playing soldier so you know
you have that brief you know hope is
that you can just click and the Scout
will magically be on the ground or
something for its top of the mat no guts
no glory think that's game
let's game fellas i'll skip my GG and we
take it off and we fried check i think i
just got banned from humble I'm 1425
1425 of five caps nine assists one
defense that's impressive
that's really impressive i just got
kicked from the server
ladies and gentlemen I need to smoke