Rooster Teeth Olympics: Rio Flip Cup - RT Life

The Rio Olympics are sure to be a shitshow. To celebrate, we’re hosting our own office Olympics. First event: Rio Flip Cup. It doesn’t matter who wins, because everyone loses.

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Closed Caption:

[suspenseful music]
Tyler: Welcome to the 2016 Rooster Teeth office olympics.
Let's go do 'em.
It's hot.
[theme music]
[music]
Tyler: Nothing but the best for our competitors.
Barbara: I don't want to do this at all.
It is 11 in the morning,
just got to work maybe half an hour ago,
and now we have to drink alcohol and shit.
Aaron: I'm filling in, I think, for someone,
So I'm not even like
first choice for this awful thing.
Avery: I don't imagine I'm gonna do a good job at this.
And also,
I think that I will feel ill afterwards.
Barbara: Hey, don't be hard on yourself.
Avery: No, I won't do a good job.
I'm trying my best but I just don't want to disappoint anyone.
Offscreen: Too late.
Come on champ.
Voice: Could you imagine if a pregnant woman did-
Cole: Ain't got nothing. She ain't got nothing.
Avery: This, I think, has garlic powder in it.
Yeah, that smells like shit.
Aaron: Whoa, did you see this?
Avery: Yeah, I mean that's misery.
Jon: You put out way more than everybody else!
Jon: You fucking cheater.
Barbara: I can hear your amplified.
[laughter]
Tyler: Alright, so here's what we're doing.
This is Rio Flip Cup.
Each competitor has four cups.
We've got Zika blood.
Brazilian Butt Sweat
Russian urine sample,
and, rounding it all out, Rio Water.
They have to finish each cup and then flip it.
First one to do so is gonna get a gold medal.
The second one, a silver.
The third, the bronze.
We all win though, cause they're about to drink some really nasty stuff.
So-
Barbara: I have to pee.
Aaron: Fuck you, Tyler.
Tyler: Drink!
[music, cheering]
[ding]
[music, cheering continue]
[ding]
[ding]
Avery: Yeah!
Oh, I hate that! This can't be worth it.
It's not worth it.
[groans]
Voice: Splash zone.
Mariel: You and then me. You and then me.
Voice: This is worse than Seaworld.
Aaron: Just pretend it's Saturday night.
Mariel: You and then me .
[groans, coughing]
Voice: Good job, guys.
Tyler: That concludes our first Olympic Event: Rio Flip Cup.
and now, the medals.
The bronze to Mr. Avery.
[cheers, triumphant music]
Avery: This is trash. This is trash up in there.
Tyler: The silver, to Jon.
[cheers, triumphant music continues]
Tyler: And the gold medal to Aaron Marquis.
[louder cheers]
[voices talking in the distance[]
[vomiting noises]
[voices continue]
[closing music]