Total War: Warhammer #11 - Goblin Speedbump

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tell about with the copses of dr.
braised travel of that broken carcasses
to rate the ramparts break down the
walls without light of day
which cheerful soul took those words are
ball
the undefeated and the seeds of prague
by now our man you really have to put
like all your eggs in one basket with a
name like all I know what he literally
was a special rule in the game but he if
he ever broke from compact instantly
turned into chaos spawn know if it
actually was
if he was ever defeated he was planned
you'd give you spawn meet now i really
liked it
he was cool man what what a girl I think
you picked that name and corn was like
rye cocky
we share the 50 you going to live up to
that mail man i bet that came up with
the navel is really drunk as well
ok nobody really calls for guitar with
your defeat you don't know fucking lost
the battle so it's going to be working
there have been attacked and didn't
really think about anything
the chaos gods are actually and it's
just to complete bunch of Jack's there
they're gonna fuck you fuck you in the
ass because you're silly later they did
give them a massive flash helped
environment as well you know
the given the type that's a school that
would be ok so everyone welcome back
holy shit temple office dead right and
then is now king of the vampires
let's do my bed eggs and feel to be of
shit wait
looking all that means you're doing
better than me as vampires
not that it's too hard but it is a
frustrating or deal with shit you to get
an army out of there as I need to roll
my my men's and now I can't
it's not my turn girl 1 X rates all the
hex rates worry about the legal
principles
ok so
what was going on then well that's our
girl fell down in that battle
so I've gotta replace you know you he
tripped over man
I think your peripheral vision is really
really hindered what you're wearing
back in italic mask epic so sounds about
right doesn't it
and so but he's always tripping over
stones and you know
discard of shields and weapons and you
know PA I think that's why I like to
like hang out the back
so yeah fuck pulled out some guilt
fort - okay see ya
you can have the moot I'll take over
Vampire lands because they're all
vampiric me and then we have peace in
our time yeah that will be happy because
you know what chaos is coming and we we
have to be like oh man we are going to
have to unite to fight girls because
right now i think as people in the
comments of said they get a room
yeah it's gonna get absolutely i think
someone told chaos with a bunch of noobs
we are and so they're like fucking damn
snitch infected are sold us out to the
kills my god it's been like a week since
we last recorded this and I I can't
fucking remember anything
that's why what is going on in Miami
liar you're the Empire you were getting
a lot of arm a lot of interest from some
orcs
oh that's right after all my village
it's got burned down by orcs and then
got recolonized by my neighbors
yeah and unfortunately don't worry I'm
gonna have to fight this battle because
the computer says I'm like ninety-nine
percent gonna lose even though it's one
unit of Orcs vs 5 units of empire that
what is because he's going to level 11
warlord
so it's just assumes i'm going to lose
and I think the auto calculate like and
/ overestimate how good our churches are
on their own
look at this battle he's got to go three
units
well really just two units of arches
against my five million units
yeah what the hell but if we ought to
resolve that I've lost everything
yeah yeah man that also resolve
ok we'll fight this battle then it's a
battle of camper bad
this will it won't even be seized that
note this is the guy who burned down all
of my territories because we ought to
resolve every battle
oh shit ok oh I'm out this is pretty
serious revenge
lupillo house and strapped silver doomed
over he's not going to take any more
shit from these guts from a group crack
- man with his our our boys - like a
meteorite in the middle of this
battlefield medial holy Sh
yeah it's like it's like impact into the
ground cool right
your group which should be quite as
straightforward battle
- get an amazing like ginger sideburns
and mustache with no beard looks fucking
amazing
is that your it as my garrison commander
botkins what you go in for
so you're going for the hide in the
corner
yep classic classic maneuver yeah didn't
have a huge amount of options but i
think is gonna be fine
a groc he is severely wounded you know
he he's had kidney stones and one of his
goblin shavings have to pull them out
this morning so he is really really not
in a good mood man and he's quite ill so
not all of the features not he's not
feeling it is just sitting in the back
and your boys doing up
do the killin I've gotta gotta throw up
again
a little why are my chopper her mad
spending too much time with no bra are
not novel
yeah is the the Goblin chopper
dr. and but he's just hiding out back
yeah doesn't want any involvement in
your shenanigans men and he's just going
to leave it for the long range boys to
do you see how that goes
as am i you manually flying as
conductors know if I didn't ever really
worked
really it looks cool though I want to
see it
ok well the media's gonna just a crater
now it's still no there's another
another one else was doing it bounce
like a skipping stone hit the earth with
crack and then what Boeing
cracked again but could be the case
I got that spinning it really unhappy
about flying goblins
I'd be quite happy the goblins are
killing themselves if anything to be
honest I know there's so many government
so many that they if they can afford to
use themselves as ammo up here as a bit
worrying me are now I've got the tough
choice to make do you think it's worth
running and getting tired
the whole bottle mmm yeah
running the entire map is gonna knock on
my men out but it means i get shot less
it's true it's like that sort of
Mythbusters do you get less less wet if
you run in the rain
hmm i think you get more wet they see
that's what they myth busted and i
cannot remember at all
that's the problem with these kind of
like documentaries and things like that
like they're really interesting but you
I'd never hold on to that information if
I don't use it within a certain amount
of time just gone forever and it's just
it's just gone
so let us let us know ok people are we
are you going to get more wet or dry run
why shouldn't run half of them cuz then
half of them to get off my archers
earlier
yes so it's all or nothing really isn't
it
that much is true I'm gonna go for it
that much is true
try because that unit is getting fucked
hmm oh god you know even used to park
your ammo and that units going to get
nearly dead
i am i'm close to using up after i left
my god how many goblins are there
waiting behind this machine
shit lot you can't see them may be nice
if the crew like depleted I know but as
they should be like shit they're not
shooting they're moving all this cowards
they're scared of my mighty militia
little shuffling around a memory
understand that that if I tell them to
shoot they try to move backwards am i
inside your minimum range
do you have a minute - yeah yeah no
minimum wages is like closer than my
arms for a key service so it's not that
I don't think back to the case
it just feels wrong like Empire charging
into the missile base tall call me but I
know who
something's gone very right here a bit
fruity home and the Goblin speed bump
yeah how's the weather that's all i
wanted our one moment 4 units got there
and broke immediately
skip it come back yeah
ok hopefully this should be over quickly
now
they don't like it out them that's what
I've heard no who
Patrick I'm gonna risk my general in the
fight and he's so wounded though
sure yeah if he if he dies then everyone
instantly r else but of shit and they go
get a gallon
he's got a cracked tooth doesn't need
much more to kill get out get out of
there boss
get out of there there's loads of them
spearmint fast and for bloody fares a
little help
I'll desperate times Tom and goes to the
doomed over crew
yep everyone's like oh I gotta go in
like soviet russia all over again and it
is on happy days
well it's charging anybody quality
helmets in hand
all right i'll even the bosses off yeah
yeah yeah
man screw that water calculate this play
was the AIS plan in that water can't
battle just sit there and get bombarded
or something
I guess so I think maybe they were gonna
just walk up and just get but there may
be running worked out didn't seem to
matter that i was tired by the time I
got to him and I think you all
all good okay well sucks to be awks
they're still not dead though God dad
and shit
crack two lives to fight another day oh
man I got cracked tooth
what a guy everyone hates me from austin
mark
they like me know hello is it because
after mark don't like me
maybe oh maybe they like enemy of my
enemy got no fuck that would make any
kind of deals though the red fangs are
they going to get absorbed into the
irregular walks
I mean this is confusing me actually
quite a lot i started playing like am a
legendary difficulty Empire file home
and am
so playing the Empire here everything's
everything's different or making my head
hurt
wait have you been secretly practicing
the Empire
yeah it's not a secret on my just just
told you my god I think you let that
slip by the use of and you just suck
your ship
oh my god it's out secrets out right
well
have some auto calculate crack tooth
because I'm i crack to carve the fuck's
this style friends is here to finish the
job and I've had girlfriends doesn't
football's not
he practically just stab you in the
balls and strikes over the world
no balls crack to just fix this .
anymore
what level is what's his name
our man in the iron mask solid Caprio I
don't know he's he's having a little cry
at the moment and are you ask him later
he's got back from his holiday
Oh Leo right to the mooch three populate
the movie boys
we are the moot I remember that move
back on the menu that she'll
you're better off without a term so
you've been keeping like halflings in
barrels like scatter them around and be
like okay right don't worry about the
are dead
we've got that problem thing I guess
something like that well I get maybe we
had like a little lamb like reservation
Hobbit reservation in other times and we
let them you know the hobbit migrants
live and we just shoot them all out and
were forcibly relocating them back to
the mix
yeah that I think that I think that
looks you have them in a special special
halfling Clarence
okay right there auto calc
don't kill my good stuff okay well you'd
be surprised how much damage of our
guests in general will take from this
go in first every time I look damaged
that's it fast
ok right we're just gonna occupy
BAM ok right we've got a city I was
putting nothing here did you destroy
everything in this - no I just occupied
but we agreed we agreed on a lot of
things but maybe it's getting invaded
twice in like two seconds
major major unhappy well that's all the
money I've got who
well Casper the revenant what are you
gonna do
who bloodlust want him to be killi killi
minh Kilimanjaro
yeah as a hundred camera is not not
gonna do it
fuck how how do we get how do I get
Crowl what do I have to do to unlock a
white you need like a high-end what
barracks I think the lodestone of
darkness
Wow which allows me to have a white and
I'll finally have Krell and I said I
shouldn't be like that from the start
yeah we're missing out
missing out on some hardcore Krell
action although it does mean that i'll
be doing
no I mean Krell will be appearing in
chat a lot more if I can pick it up
all right it's true it's not me doing
that voice it's just crawl is actually
here waiting for an excuse so now where
is crowd of the moment we will be taking
up soon
what kind of diplomacy is super
stressful with the turn timer on it just
it really is like oh my god I just
dedicated this entire turn to figuring
out who my friends and enemies are
it's like it's like a bday clearly it's
like one minute that to do all the
diplomacy with all the leaves all the
countries all in one room together and
you go around and look at who's scowling
at you and he's now I honestly can't
even remember who I am I lied within
this game
oh shit well vampire rebel and by rebels
my god they've got great guard
what the hell to resolve that have fun
with those guys tom
that's fine i love is a lot bigger we've
got zombies
so the altar resolve will go in my favor
so let's watch at told me
yeah and sat never like that
well well it looks of it they're all
super pro gamers have been playing us
for years
they seem to know a lot I so revel in my
glory knife
I should do repertory oh wait they
fucking ruined it
they burnt it to the ground but what a
fucking bunch of assholes
mother fuck why would you do that if you
were rebels like this is our town get
out
no fuck it burn it to the ground term if
we can't have it no one can
well that seems fair to me since since
what happened to the moot
no man fuck fucking asked since moved
gate to gate . Smoot then because all
wings may be moved to you and well I
wouldn't go out with some land
you don't like mr. Landy which was
visible and see they've got the
checkered bear shield
I think that one of I think because they
don't like you they do like you know
there's no actually they hate me they
fucking hate me
uh I'm gonna start rolling into this
land sorry ma'am
note i should make your diplomacy
treated as we speak rush them
yeah our old vampire and price list
which end do you want to do i don't know
i think the pros and cons to both really
honor
yeah yeah yeah I'm pretty I think I
think a higher camera is pretty easy gun
doesn't doesn't mine too much he had to
take any any goal basically basically
yes
I just got sorted already normally we
get a good way - 20 minutes in quick
ship we likely to have been doing
I'll we've had that we've got the
threshold yeah we're where the silliness
comes out but luckily like no will be in
the studio at the states that no one can
/ / hear what we're saying stop super
smart as you think Rick's but Tom and
Ben that's going to be our expose that
but i don't think anyone else here
watches our stuff either so new to get
exactly
yes they get enough of this in the
office or sat there
just just shit and I really need more
money and I don't really want to build
the trade buildings
how much money do you have make the turn
not a lot
whistle and they want to peace treaty
you can are because I'm the role in our
me into your lands this term legend
oh I cannot get man for it
no it's all have must have done
something cool captured asset numbers of
cities or something or other
yeah that might be it well I just can
also resolve this
pills notes there dad
the dirt from their dad
sucks to be you we got ready to start
was quick
the race is on just carve up whistle and
a man loose and occupying sec
how much is a single four barrels of em
that's a lot of nuts
I could really do him a lot of nuts
right now you can occupy just talking
about
well we can look at but after losing it
fuckit are minor camera just let out the
filthiest last happy good what did he do
to that tab on this here don't you
I think it's because he abuse that you
know he he sacked it and then occupied
it just after for maximum money and was
entertained by you know abusing the game
game mechanics
Wow is there like what a prick
I was like a guy with a good luck
but you're a filthy one but I think
that's why the Emperor so much fun in
Star Wars isn't it
how do your best stalls and fall off
yeah sure back back back
looks like you may be something like
that I think it but i was i was
genuinely blown away
this is great that was a great laugh