Happy Wheels - ANAL PROBE - Part 5

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Steven's Notes;
Watch Toby die, ragequit, and fail more in Happy Wheels than anyone you've ever seen in any other game.
This TobyGames series is a lot of fun, I hope the amount you enjoy watching him rage his face off correlates with the amount of frustration he endured throughout this playthrough! Toby also gives unique voices to Irresponsible Dad and Son, the Pogo Guy, and the old Wheelchair Man. These probably aren't their technical names, but I'm not a technician! Check out the rest of the videos in this series here: http://bit.ly/14fn5jW
And check out Toby's animated Happy Wheels Music video parody cartoon here (from Tobuscus): https://youtu.be/WyP-NvlhITM?list=PLj...
And look out for the official Happy Wheels cartoon in 2016, which is currently being developed by Toby Turner and Jim Bonacci!

Also watch Toby attempt 'comedy videos' on his 'main' channel at http://youtube.com/Tobuscus
or watch him talk to his iPhone on http://youtube.com/tobyturner

Toby sucks at Happy Wheels 1

Outro Music "Gimme That" by DJ Alex S.
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Closed Caption:

I don't want to get an audience time to
play happy wheels
well alright BMX park dude I'm gonna try
to dominate
you're gonna be like what are you really
playing this you're way too good
I'm like of course just like every other
game
oh hey no Timothy I'm gonna ride you to
shave you ready Barney
come on trust me I'm your dad time we
get
oh good boys on good boy your life's
gonna be food and vengeful you're going
to have many of my spacebar is actually
break
I fell off sighs on your dad is failure
your dad is a fit you just you just rip
your arms off on your dedicated trying
to save your dad you're squirming little
dad
you literally ripped off of your office
oh man I raised that thing
all right son this time that's the arm
weapons got it
I fell off my bike ah Upsy Daisy Upsy
Daisy wall
freaking up in the wall oh man your dad
messed up look at you doing a handstand
that's not hold shift anymore ships not
to plan to push here hurt her
haha we can do it you know I know
because we're freaking Turner's baby we
are turning to look at us up
I'm dead haha oh man
our gym and stop that crank that's kind
of positive trying to be as optimistic
as possible
the Turner families indestructible bond
region hurt
god I think it ok so that's not the one
to push
apparently ok and go
fantastic fantastic fantastic ready
ready ready ready ready ready when
you're ready what's control do control
yeah toast our side oh my bad
well I don't like you anyway my freakin
third born
that's too many three kid out here
well oh yeah oh man my body fell apart
all right this time this is the time
John United sound we're going to go far
we're going to be launched far into this
into space like a beautiful background
is what's the worst thing that could
happen you know the park wow look at
that
well we're going to offer you and me Sun
together forever
we're gonna have a wonderful life you're
gonna get married I'm gonna hook up with
their because your mom is not very
attractive
it's not my fault hope your life who we
lived
holy freakin live dude so we live your
art God gotta learn to be left-handed
Holy Mother of God why do we just died
we finished just be predation
yes but everywhere so all right said
this is the time now is the time
don't ever give up her come on ,
yeah ah God dang it's brutal
alright this happen all we gotta do is
just love each other
all you and I've got to do son okay
that's about it
got it up / look at that love has
already gotten this past the first time
to go son
oh I'm gonna take you out for a picnic
after this
lovely picnic all my friends who are
creepy looking
and your props to doodle I guess it was
just me and my friends
that's fine you don't like them anyway
it's out of that fan for kit for dead
I'm dead
oh yeah oh yeah
hey my legs got favorite I don't care do
I care
they don't look like I care too much if
you don't have stopped this is what
happens become this was an updated
version of my other level you better
believe it
ok welcome to happy wheels made 54
tallywhacker all right buddy
come on let's have a fine time brainy
come on George like a package will be a
0 it out fine
spike strip who cares nobody cares we're
fine go into the wall which group
we're screwed huh John you'll be fine
you would find a promise he would find
you find sheet are you dead
I'll see you later let me know whenever
you want to come out dinner
you are oh yeah baby
Oh neon world so to rave
did you like my cookie or do you want my
cream
did you like my cookie or do you want my
lab
wale actually real song
up until the wheel for that it take
ok hold on them for that tree I mean all
right so happy with future
dude i freakin dominated my child was
gone but who needs children would you
stop I don't play this game anymore
all right buddy come on son don't
oh no Shawn it's not a freaking step and
slide huge hope just slide down now
so this dead weight of my bike now Asik
shaped dollop of dead weight coming up
above our appt
come on dude you're dead not my fault
Oh facial reconstruction you're gonna
need that
oh boy if you're still alive
that sucks ok and go
come on come on I'll take you on an
adventure
ready let's go you and I which can go
are gonna go have a great time
oye oh good oh look at me flipping back
and parents who cares about gravity
making gravity my book
gravity's it apparently anyway
you can jump care but I'm dead
of what ok so there's a whole new oh I
made to the news on this is gonna be
great
ready son ready We're warriors were road
warriors
look at us we're riding and freaking
post-apocalyptic world or something work
there's freaking the bridge is broken to
pieces were probably the last humans
alive up to us not to reproduce but to
continue or dead
humanity were dead man
God dying got rick danko suck you suck
all right you little short wearing
belted helmeted my child is look at him
he's limp like a little freakin rag doll
his limp is a little biscuit
oh boy oh boy , hot body
how do a job I wanna be able to jump
pushing spacebar to make my god laughs
you're dead you're dead we made it
who were fine yes yes yes yeah come out
don't give up our mail gars we don't
need legs why you wash wash wash wash on
a horse next night
what we got next let's get know you in
there well I'm human round number two
when he no mike is where
Oh segue baby say waist deep
everybody start to move we're gonna die
start to move your little moon income
nugget just fall into the freaking God
dang over dead
Oh
no aliens are shooting at my crotch that
lady is between my head's gone
my head's gone got dang it
all right start over oh yeah
hey guys i'm enjoying your let's go to
the wagon race
well oh yay everybody garden oh my god
freaking mind
oh my God my God will talk about how
much I might have put on by Jack stupid
twirly torso
ok jump jump jump jump is easy
perfect perfect perfect all right guys
come on chill chill chill chill
let me let me let me let me let you guys
wait a lot to make a really tough job
downtown a bit of everything
guard who is my gun I think my head's
gone in my head definitely gone
I think it's definitely yeah it's gone
it's gone hey my corpse made it
fantastic now I know how long after
survive go about burning but I'm a got
to shoot i got jack in a I don't care
i'ma go
look at me I told my god stop shooting
me in the bot am i flying
Oh hold on is he really me in he's just
anally probed me
did you just promi doodads messed up let
me go just let me go
don't Hank dangle me don't just date
come on do something and let me go home
God down oh no oh no you shut up Meg
oh I'm leading the dad
why am i floating it's not really bad
all right this time see all right guys
come on and step and sanity
yes put your butt on his face yes
perfect perfect
all the houses got it it's fine you
don't need a helmet you need to have it
your app
what the hell am I supposed to do what
can I and pushing everything buzzy
I'm screwed I'm totally screwed ok
fantastic idea to go forward forward
forward forward
you just got a freaking hope you just
gotta open yeah yeah
oh look for the safety yes yes keep
going to God come on come on run over e
come on
yes oh yes it's not what I wanted
now I think about it all right one more
time one more time baby doll
one woman wrote to her
look their turn to her there huh
but down there on the hot air home
do I do I'm fine hey ho you one more
time one more tag on
God dang at this level freaking drive me
nuts hi
not even like and I'm not feeling it
my most of the time my face and between
two legs and vice versa god dag
all right other actions what am i
missing space space space
speaking of spirits of a hill again okay
lean to the right always need to the
right
come on hold on to your body again
ah oh one more time
all right you silly little helmeted
failure don't fail me now
it would all your friends are being
killed at the bomb
it's a bar don't jump don't jump on the
book now I'm not
Oh car by stupid freaking explosive
bunch of what the food right field
position actually beat up is it all
right the bottom
it's fine you got your head still you
got your brain dude
all you need to all you need to do for
some reason you survive just by having
your head still attached
you're still here you're still here yeah
no no
oh i was there i was there is that tight
it's tight bleach
I can pause it thanks for watching look
at that it's not right to watch this
video is your face if you sneeze this
video because you beat up
yeah
yeah
yeah