7 Videogame Bosses Who Are Literally Impossible To Kill

Rob presents our list of 7 videogame bosses that are literally impossible to kill. Can you think of any more, or do you have an idea for a Friday Feature? Let us know in the comments!

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hello
you've called me thinking about futility
attempting to make dave understand the
merits of allowing us to film him
playing PT futile trying to undermine
the runaway popularity of the stupid
badger pics futile resistance futile
there also exists out there in the few
till OCT r a number of video game bosses
who try as you might you will never ever
beat i'm talking about those wall
punching Lee infuriating boxes that are
deliberately thrust before the player
like reality in front of England rugby
fan barriers against which no matter how
hard you grind and fight
tell yourself no I can do this simply
can't be broken down and here are seven
of them seven video game bosses that are
literally impossible to kill
first up is Beatrix from final fantasy
nine and lady with big attitude a big
sword and really big hair
your first scrap with Alexandria's
finest is the climactic battle at the
end of disc 1
tisk one those were the days and takes
place in the rain-soaked joy sucked
ruins of Burma sia if the setting wasn't
grim enough your face will soon
while i was be a trick sets about
destroying your fledgling party of
probably under Natalie warriors with a
thundering great difficulty spike
welcome to final fantasy nine idiot is
what this battle basically says
instantly slapping you down 20 hit
points with the aptly named shock attack
our well time to level up their new mine
thing can you run around in circles for
three hours smacking
low-level nothing until VV can probe
Lazaro Beatrix which as it turns out is
a massive waste of time because you
still can't win no Beatrix unleashes
stock break which reduces everyone two
warbling one hit . before flicking her
hair and strolling off the disc to where
she does exactly the same thing to you
again
limitless age paye impossibly strong
attacks and here was surprised the dang
couldn't steal anything
we'll stick with ps1 era RPGs for our
next entry and I'm really glad I can
finally talk about the legend of dragoon
again that as a young impressionable
final fantasy fan i fell hopelessly in
love with what with the spiky head hero
always villainous black monster its wing
Lee's and party members that died
ladies what do healing magic and
enigmatic silver-haired swordsman who
were so narrative Lee overpowered you
can't land a single bloody hit on them
when you fight them in his early boss
battle
no I eaters this enigmatic silver head
swordsman is rather tediously known
simply stands there
sidestepping dark flimsy attacks and
letting out cocky little sound bites
like
just over here then when you realize the
game has decided no actually you can't
get Lloyd you try and control the legend
of dragoon by guarding and raising your
kid . realizing that if you do
Lloyd can't do enough damage to end the
fight I was prepared to stay there
forever
guarding through sheer stubbornness
until the game disc just melted but
Lloyd goes all cutscene on you and
there's nothing dark can do except say
things like eight too far I can't read
the moves and then
all right let's ps4 things up a bit with
some blood born again so hard you have
to lose the very first encounter as soon
as you wake up in is f kids clinic your
met with a werewolf you can only take on
with your bare hands
which naturally means you have to die in
order to reach the hunters dream
it's golden joystick Award nominee
delsym road and what you want you beaten
the webbing for the beginning of
blood-borne with your bare hands have
you will go on that doing let's have a
look
ok
yeah
alright so new and treat for number
three then i guess so i don't blame the
bad Garrett's jetstream sam from metal
gear rising revengeance this happens
early on in platinum games slick Metal
Gear action spin-off and is a classic
example of the showing you exactly what
you're up against story trope namely a
massive blow up with enviable hair and a
sword that glows red with the blood of
the enemy's is cleaved into tiny pieces
but hey your ride and that guy you spent
all of Sons of Liberty turning into a
nuclear make trouncing badass who saw
jeweled the big boss blown off the top
of federal hall in new york
jetstream sam should be a piece of cake
it's ok it's ok snake only needs one I
ride and only needs one arm just have to
make sure that i position myself so that
maybe let's come back later when we have
the robots in a bit further down our
skill tree
now if you paid attention year for
history you'll know the ancient
Egyptians worshipped many a strange day
t there was the cat one
the pyramids and set I remember set he's
the god of firing green stuff and not
taking any damage whatsoever when you
have to fight him right at the end of
Tomb Raider the last revelation
no Robert he's the god of storms chaos
desert and war not put this if final
thing away but to your revision is the
Egyptian god of storms desert kale some
more and as you'd expect
being the Egyptian god of storms desert
k awesome war
you can't kill him instead like all
impossibly even dark lords of things you
have to run around a room and seal him
away so that in
I don't know 5,000 years or whatever
someone waiting for will accidentally
release him again and start an
eight-foot-long fancy opus or something
speaking of God's here's the god of the
Gods being a god damn GT get right at
the start of God of War two
it's topless Thunderbolt enthusiasts and
somewhere along the line everyone's dad
juice
the Lord of Olympus sucking away all the
powers Kratos recruiting god of war one
so we can spank him back to the bottom
of the skill tree for the sequel which
sadly means you have to enjoy this
impossible to win
boss fights right , them
let me move then
come on men do the spinny thing which i
would rather die
what your history test is tomorrow and
we're going through this one last time
now set god of storms desert chaos and
more
Osiris the god of death and resurrection
Horus the god of sky the sun protection
and healing
Anubis is the god of teleportation and
invulnerability
Robert I despair so deeply mom went
after having four towers stylish way to
the finale of zone of the enders we
found ourselves up against a new base
and invincible mega dodging
cheese-making just can't be tapped
you have to just survive long enough for
the end game to kick in there is
literally nothing you can do except
watch him
clicks about the screen laughing at your
ineptitude
he does the exact same thing to you in
the second runner in fact you have to
get to the end of that game before you
finally get to deal a new base some
robot flavor dust asst for the original
zone of the enders however no chance
doesn't matter how well you fight you
simply cannot win
infuriating and from one hideo kojima
boss to another our last entry is from
Metal Gear Solid 3 snake eater that's
right day to mental game engine to the
second week running how to like that and
is one of the strangest bosses you'll
ever face the sorrow is kind of already
dead in fact you can see his remains of
the start if you pay attention in this
cut see so you are in effect trying to
fight a ghost
naturally you can't do that
instead you have to wait through a river
groaning with the spirits of everyone
you've killed in the game up until that
point
snakes life slowly ebbing away as he's
drained by the spirits of his victims
I mean that's very clever it makes you
think about all the naughty things
you've done but it also makes you think
how the hell do i get past this
not since Psycho Mantis have I had such
trouble turns out you have to let
yourself die and then take the revival
pill major 0 briefly mentioned
why don't know about 20 hours ago either
way you can't touch the sorrow of you
just have to watch him weeping bloody
tears while he floats about being creepy
and possibly also lots dad
spoilers so there you go seven bosses
that are literally impossible to beat
let us know in the comments if you can
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