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hey you look happy what's up
I have a girlfriend really
congratulations where did you two meet
we haven't met in person but we've been
chatting online
congratulations less fish gosh
ever since you got a girlfriend you talk
a lot more like a six year old british
woman
that this girl is amazing she's from the
small town in Estonia so whatever I have
to put into google translator but
we are so in love google translator that
think it messed up pretty badly
sometimes
what on earth is that language its
nordic backwards sloppy and strangle
that sounds made up
27 people speak at Matt it's actually
quite common
she's a beautiful girl and it's a
beautiful language
there she is he'll gatha she looks very
agricultural that's what I like about
her most and today i tell i want to meet
in person
it's a big day yes i love you so much my
darling you're beautiful like a sea and
amazing as the stars
I'm so glad I found you my brain just
vomited shop
you don't understand love it's
complicated
oh I have so many love for you darling
you are amazing and pretty as fireballs
I am happy I looked you
I got to go
I love you Jason
so many so many I would want you
tomorrow
oh my goodness she wants to marry me
might not be the greatest idea
teen crap there's that old british woman
again listen you need to meet this girl
in person before you get involved in
something crazy with someone you met
online I mean she could be a total
psychopath or a 900 year old man she
could be taller than you
no don't you even say that
which are right we should meet before we
make plans
thank you I'm ecstatic catcher offer but
I think we should meet face-to-face
before we make any plans
what's your address I will book a flight
and come find you as soon as I can
huh
my love I am happy at you but I thought
our face and face should meet before we
make plans
what your address i will Bible a flight
and come look at you as soon as I can
oh my gosh my god oh god oh god
me gotta go to bypass
yeah
i see i live in only cottage on hog kill
mountain in peace k Estonia is to they
climb and our heels are infested with
werewolf monkeys
I can't believe I'm doing this what
you're gonna do this what about the
werewolf monkeys rabid monkeys
I guess that's better
i'm so happy i hope to impress your
family when I come to your house so that
I can marry you
he'll Gabba what I am so happy i hope to
come to your home and murder your family
so that i can marriage you hell gatha
and then again i was gonna happen
you guys getting got it right haha what
a guy
please don't hurt me
oh she's afraid of getting her
that's so sweet and tender I guess that
is pretty sweet
okay she's growing on me I'm scared too
but I promise I won't hurt you
I stick to my guns but fear also it will
not hurt
I stick with guns
welcome to science
not that she hasn't responded back yet
maybe she had to do some farm work
I'll just sign off really quick my heart
bleeds and bleeds it leads without shoot
blood blood blood your organs
you should bring her family something
nice when you come
yeah how about a nice set of goats
that's nice
yeah