Indie Sunday! - Keyboard Drumset F*#cking Werewolf

I think next week I'm going to play a normal game for once....Jesus Christ. :P

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hey everyone Cooper wolf here and we're
playing some keyboard drumset fucking
with her well as suggested by up your
resistance few you other guys suggested
to was just looking through the comments
and i figured out i could do what you
guys suggest so this is a keyboard
drumset fucking wonderful and i haven't
played this at all
I have no idea download off the website
and yeah we constructed this out
that's a start the game going to get
ready to collaborate to lift blackbuck
get those squares you hooker get the
fucking squares no no God
oh thank you
yeah
and we get a wonderful soundtrack of the
ball the fetus singing to us appreciate
that to the bathroom I got a gun I gotta
go to the bathroom
I got a gun on go take the dome don't
tell my parents cause they'll get to
pump what get ready to smash the next
all right there
ok and therefore no no what I hit those
buns
this is like the third so promise me
you'll push the keys don't match the
keys
what just happened didn't push the keys
fast enough
well I apologize fucking t-rex all
bullshit
what is this 1992 alright well looks
like we have to do this again if we lose
so let's try not to lose ever gotta
gotta gotta go to the bathroom going to
the bank and deposit my bow slips I
gotta gotta gotta go over the bank
deposit my father you stupid fucking our
go to the bank room go to the bank room
deposit my panniers I gotta gotta gonna
go to the bank room
guess what pictures we lost the sleigh
always when I value not enough energy
cubes
listen dickbag t-rex don't you shut your
whore mouth and let me get back to the
game instead of giving me your
monochrome bullcrap
go to the bathroom because I don't know
how to use out Jack ghana ghana going on
the barefoot because I don't know how to
use a diaper
it's gonna gonna gonna go to the
carnival because of my part-time found I
got done doing there cuz I gotta feed my
family
carrots and juice girl gotta gotta gotta
go to the camp room that's where i put
all the cans i got done gone on dental
doing because I know Mom little name's
captain Steven stalls are about it i
hope you enjoy meeting the z-index keys
because i'm going to break my fingers
I'm not even looking at the screen come
on to my commanding fucker all you are a
fucking dick bag t-rex suck my heart
away to do it we do it
t-rex did we do it didn't push the keys
well fuck you I'm not captain crunch go
play this game again because fucking
annoying i gotta gotta gotta hit the
keys like some dipshit that have a plan
to go to the hat room because i left my
hat in there adore hand the top of must
go
so what have to wear as little people
stop me
I gotta gotta gotta go to the janitor
because clean though my Masius one-time
aid squirrel myth dude to you choose
briefcase
fuck this
ok
ok
I hit my keyboard so hard i got two
windows media center
I don't know how I got here head coach
fold I can cover seeking this I don't
want to get started how the fuck did i
get deeper
what the fuck is going on my clothes are
coming off
oh my god not another favor GQ which is
tammy the t-rex I'm gonna fucking drop
kick this goddamn music is what i'm
going to do get ready to be known by the
same god damn song over and over again I
got up
no no shut up shut up that's enough
singing gonna gonna gonna go to the tent
because I left on the chocolate and my
cat needs it
I gotta feed on all the chocolate all
the job just for my couple bags that's
on Rascal
where the goddamn energy cubes
I'm a horse and I'm hungry seriously
where the fuck are the energy cubes on
game shit in my mouth so hard that I
can't breathe
shut up Tommy
shut up shut up my job
is the game just punishing me now
yeah
there's literally zero cubes I mean not
literally but there's a large lack of
kids hammock know
one of those backs one of those that
things on the top left of sweet Jesus
yes give me all of them
oh wow oh come on get 2020 yeah you what
no this is impossible
yeah
this is impossible i don't know how
you're supposed to do this am I supposed
to not hit the keys that fast
I hit them fairly moderate own i hate
this game so much i did it bitches get
out of my way i've come for your souls
giving them am I supposed to I'm getting
out of the way of the boxes so
apparently fraps slows my game down am I
supposed to get these boxes
what am I supposed to do oh god what
happened how did they die
let's get these boxes no not supposed
get the boxes not supposed to get the
boxes werewolves main enemy fucking
boxes fucking cucumbers in those hey you
know what'd be great
what is the beginning of the game Wow
happy birthday everyone
best day of my goddamn life
well the tech
yeah
speed up professor wolf the Olympics
oh really ok speed up use your song them
i'm trying truck how did I hit my how
did I saw them and I is this the soft
alright i guess that's the message but
watch you still have Lloyd berg ok we're
back here
good lord you better run for many people
because I will destroy your souls
yes that's right i shall destroy our
souls with the speed of a thousand
purple worlds and you know what pepper
would hate oh yes they hate the love of
children small babies and are you cannot
fall down more pulled out there you go
congratulation you have complete great
game runs in collective skeleton ok ok
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok to be affiliate in
my mouth
kill or be killed ok ok ok did it and i
ordered it added which I I didn't read
the instructions should have done that
should definitely read those
instructions buddy i should have real
the instructions because they come with
the game and they can them shoot shoot
shoot already and from Jones on a
literary purple werewolf
I'm a werewolf that don't read your
instruction Bonnie down so got nothing
on me on me
yeah you do
oh my god I just oh god I didn't I
wasn't wearing a diaper didn't wear
diaper get ready to shoot yourself
becomes game makes you shoot just so
terrible compared shoot declare this
isn't sign it why we collecting sugar
two forces almost there
oh my god reason this please and
played a game that i paid for at least
then having done Michele god dammit this
is in Sonic fuck you get over get your
fucking sugar cubes
yeah
Mighty Morphin werewolf Rangers dickbag
what would have tact
II who your jellybeans rolls ain't gonna
help you today professor phones worth
oh I killed that guy these guys are not
good at their jobs
that's all I'm saying that's all I'm
saying give me those ghosts will be
pulled me right now
alright we're back at wolf attack please
note that every time i die i have to do
every goddamn level so that's why I'm
not recording them because it's just me
cursing at the screen which might
possibly be interesting but I didn't
record it so next time we will I killed
that fucker
okay all right now I get it all right I
get after you my spin attack you can't
just run over people there we go good
job pepper wolf truly a master get the
goddamn parts captain crunch
I'll get the bones get the bones put
them together for your secret weapon and
oh god what is this parts of four wait
alright this is one way to sell your
album
god damn it all you fat bitch all your
all fat bitches I swear to god you're
fat fuckers
there we go good oh no no put your gun
away it's time for pacifism
son-of-a-bitch there we go
hope no kidding me to do that up
not that the fifth day we go there we go
this next parts gonna be a pain in the
ass
tell him all my god i am killed of god
damn Megaman you stupid son-of-a-bitch
left up right up
yes and I have a guitar spread cunt
spread gun that's what it means my
Tamagotchi Tamagotchi Tamagotchi
Tamagotchi Tamagotchi oh shit chicks in
my gas not sure not sure what the
shooting that besides everything else am
I supposed to get over there all god
holy shit bathroom fucking cool but I
what I killed he was dead he was I
killed them with love and hugs stock my
hot put some pants on
fucking Eskimo alright you know what now
I'll just I'll just record this part we
have been here
minute fucking minute fuckin count
Dracula's coming to pass up fucking god
damn it sugar
oh no sugar cube
oh here's a doughnut thank you i got the
fucking don't you fucker all fucking arm
I don't have any pants on grant me some
peace thank you
yeah
yeah
ok
oh god I hate that part didn't say
anything
mash my face into the keyboard
ah
almost there almost there are Mustang
you got you got you get you and your
brother all your uncle and your stupid
man looking sister I got all of them i
just got hit Z I am so bad at that one
part about this part
come on Jesus Christ any moment now
cracking up
Oh Bob river did it dude
go go go
whoa the whole oh no now you're all haha
all I'm going in shackles oh that hurt
alright let's kill this guy
it's like a run if you hit xzu run
although you're already going Mach 80 so
I don't if you you know if you really
want to challenge really add the goal of
the top of the screen
son of a bitch up left left left
shit i suck at this but that was a
guitar
screw you horse tamagotchi . yeah true
let's see
go down here
I have fucking time as little chute
divorce
I supposed to shoot the horse oh my god
i just like God and the dentist so you
can rip my skull open
alright we are back and we are fighting
the blue smurfs that are running from us
kill them all there we go got you got
you fucking shit I didn't get you
god damn tricky tricky monkeys falling
in unison bowls all god I got it balls
no God is easy got some B's and disease
and I walked up the oven whatever out
care transmogrifying vampire hunter need
all your cake I don't care about it
oh god I get so messed up when that
happens is this guy seriously all discs
donut disc got it
good good good is that there's a guy's
stuck over there
go there you go there you go I gotcha
gotcha hooker
no i didn't know was that his brother
and I went down there asshole just
hanging out in the corner and the level
of God where am i this asteroid 72 all
over again
shit up left left
whoa-oh missile launcher ok you going
down horseface I got a missile launcher
and your names on every single missile
and inched it took an hour but wait to
shoot a header
yeah
dammit
Oh suck it suck it you unicorn sucking
rainbow dick licking bastard
I just I just threw everything on my
keyboard on the floor
someone's concerned about what's going
on here
well everyone that has been cowboy fuck
your face werewolf dog set hope you
enjoyed it and I now need to clean up my
keep planet keep smoking mouth-fuck
medical school
now
we're back
yeah