The Big Bang Theory - Chess Clock Conversation

Interesting way to have a conversation...

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Closed Caption:

play play play play
are you doing trying to use the Jedi
mind trick to control Stephen Hawking
play play
oh he must wearing a tinfoil hat or
something
i did a bad thing does it affect me know
and suffer in silence
play play
Stephen Hawking
any started taking a class wrote a paper
she didn't want me to read it I went
behind her back i read it anyway
Stephen Hawking hates me I don't know
what to do
I love the papers terrible but if I tell
her she'll know that i read it didn't
get really mad
I was beating him so bad he doesn't want
to be friends anymore why does everyone
love me except Stephen Hawking is it
possible we're having two different
conversations
how would I know I'm not listening to
you
okay here's what we're gonna do
chess clock we each get five minutes to
talk about our problems will take turns
each term will consist of a statement
and a helpful response from the friend
begin
i humiliated stephen hawking and a game
of words with friends
he stopped playing and now we're not
friends anymore he's probably busy
you're worried about nothin give it a
couple more days I'm sure he'll play and
see that everything is fine
my truck I can't let penny hand in a bad
paper but how do I tell her it's bad
without letting her know that i read it
beats me now no Hawkins not busy because
I can see he's playing other people
right now maybe since you're so good
he's taking this time to meet the
challenge I want penny - and choice will
always told me he's a big baby
yeah I didn't know that i played extract
ready to . so it's all Amy's fault
she told me to play it I've got to cut
her loose
Sheldon I wasn't done talking
she has in the paper tomorrow I know I
could help her and she's my girlfriend I
should be allowed to help her but I'm
not allowed to help her
I hear you brother
you need to give me some advice I'm fine
it women huh specific to my situation
but you're blonde women huh
but that sucks to be you know
listen to your dumb thing
Leonard come back lots of course it only
works on the weak-minded
yeah