funny happy birthday song - The Arrogant Worms

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now you´re one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Does it feel like you´re doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, you´re starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes it´s so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....

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Closed Caption:

once a year we celebrate with stupid had
some plastic plates in fact that you
were able to make the trip around the
Sun and the whole clan gather around and
give some laughter do without that we
let out of joyful sound and sing that
stupid some birthday
now you're one year older birthday
no I feel you
the old man
it's not accomplish much but you didn't
die does your I guess that's good enough
so let's do to your baiting helping hope
you don't remind yourself a chance of
finding fame and wealth decrease with
every year just feel like you're doing
laps are eating food and taking matters
I'm hoping that someday perhaps you're
like the holds a chair at your birthday
what have you done the matter happy
birthday
starting to get bad
happy birthday downhill from now on try
not to remind yourself your best years
are all on
if cryogenics were all free then you
could live like Walt Disney & Liber all
eternity inside a block of ice
but instead your time to set this is the
only like you get him though it hasn't
ended yet sometimes wish my birthday
wish you had more money
your life so sad it's funny
how much more can you take but your
friends are hungry so just cut this to
pick a day
yeah