TFP: Smokescreen and Jack : No Humans Were Harmed

From: Legacy

Was it really a good idea to put these two together?

The Autobots need to look into darker window tinting.

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Closed Caption:

Energon signal is getting stronger
but five clicks due north
what do you mean speed limit I have a
gauge in here that goes to 150 at the
humans who designed my vehicle for
didn't want to go that fast
they shouldn't have given me the option
hey Indy 500
wud up through with you you're gonna
need more than a pit crew to put you
back together
dang it
yeah
who's the tough guy now
hmm
relax bumblebee just messing around
found it all road rage didn't waste any
time posting your mug shots
raffle scrub this as soon as he's back
from house hunting is this what you
learned while serving up a try on
i highly doubt that he would have
condone such a responsible behavior
blowing your cover is not okay
sorry guys I know I really messed up
wall ratchet and RC are correct I
believe that we are all equally
responsible for this incident us how we
weren't even there
ah bro he was our recent efforts have
been so intensely focused on averting
crises that we have overlooked simple
matters such as teaching smokescreen how
to best function on this planet
it is an oversight that must be
corrected
Optimus i'm honored to train under you
and will do whatever it takes to make
things right to make you proud
perhaps the best way for you to learn
about the human world is from my human
smoke screen gets his own partner calls
please
isn't having three humans here enough
oh I was referring to one already among
us up sure optimist
I'm robots in disguise traffic laws
don't be down humans I can bring smoke
screen up to speed
we've all put in curbside duty part of
the gig
then let's go for a drive teach
Optimus with all due respect agent
followers out relocating rafts family
because the cons discovered where he
lives
meanwhile smoke screen in all his wisdom
choose a vehicle mode with screaming
double 38 on the doors making him an
easy target
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't more
than concerned about Jack safety
nonetheless the fact remains that our
new recruit is in need of instruction
I believe that smokescreen spark is in
the right place and that he now
understands the necessity of protecting
humanity okay intersection
let's review the light screen
Green for go and yellow go faster
just messing around haha
what is it
cons
just someone from school and rather not
talk to
dr red light teach no can do
yeah
seriously
just let it go
kidding me where's your self-respect we
gotta stand up for ourselves we also
have to follow up the missus rule
it's not just about protecting humans
you can't harm him either
who said anything about harming
yeah
yeah
yeah
I'm so posting this tonight
RC RC check out Vince's car
the bullying
events did you want fries with that
let me get this straight so you talked
smoke screen everything he never needed
to know about fast food
he passed driver said work hard play
hard
yeah yeah no humans were harmed in the
making of these photos honest