DJ David Palmer on MTV Parental Control Reality Show

David Palmer on MTV parental control. 2005. David was the first "male" to bring on his parents.

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Closed Caption:

hi I'm Esther and I work for a local
school district
my name is Larry and I'm esters
ex-husband we have a great son named day
he's handsome he's energetic and
fearless
my husband and I don't always agree on
everything but there is one thing we do
agree on his girlfriend is a complete
pain in the ass
hungry I want my room now you better get
my order right foot taking forever
this day he's dating Cassandra
they've been going out for three months
and he thinks she's the perfect
girlfriend
but his parents disagree so his mom and
dad are each setting him up on a blind
date
if you think Dave might have a problem
of this imagine how his girlfriend
Cassandra will feel when she sits with
his parents and they watch the dates
together
this is
at the end of the day Dave will have to
decide which one he wants to keep seen
his girlfriend just
or one of the new girls his parents have
selected for him
dave is about to experience for rental
control
yeah
yeah
hey what's up i'm dave i'm 21 years old
my girlfriend's name is Cassandra
she's a great chick she's from the
Midwest it's beautiful
I have a really good time with her I
love taking care of Sonia she treats me
great i'm going to treat her green
David loves to rescue women and
cassandra is very needy
she's high maintenance it's not right ok
with Cassandra only working part time
David tends to pay for everything I
think that Cassandra takes advantage of
that he needs to get rid of the ball and
chain and he needs to play the field
even need somebody who isn't so insecure
and will more independent
we're going to find them a new hunt for
a nice girl hot
nice now it's time for mom and dad to
meet the potential blind dates are you
tell me this what do you do for a living
I just quit my job so i can actually
focus on school I am an office manager
my reception is that a spot i do
personal training i plan on getting a
business major and taking over my mom's
company
I help out the hurricane katrina victims
I'm a singer/songwriter my coach
volleyball
Davis a volleyball player yeah I love it
I'm a ruby's diner HS get out of here
out of town
based on your looks what do men assume
about you a lot of guys think that I'm
very into myself that I'm easy and dumb
because I'm a born but now that I'm not
because i know i want people to think oh
she's easy and that I've been told that
I'm very intimidating that I'm very
innocent and we really had driver may
come across a little light fluffy and
did see that that's an act sometimes my
ex-wife here wants us to find a really
classy gal for our son but i'd rather
have one that's a little naughty
could you read me a selection from this
book and could you do it in your sexiest
voice for me i know that won't be hard
for you really you really want that he
does
and Sheila entered Larry 10 like a wild
cat in heat
she was wearing a satin thong sure that
held back to large from breast she freed
them
dance in the moonlight like two orphans
on sunday afternoon and it's sleeping
bag
larry was making a tenth of his own
like it your hands massage his hairy
chest
you as her moist mouth worked its way
over his awaiting lips
well I don't think she stopped only long
enough to whisper
Larry before this night is through you
will truly be we can do it for me
oh my god what is the thing that you and
your ex-wife almost who would drive and
who would win I would communication
because I got school is important
cultural differences leaving too
flirtatious
he was really immature so it's usually
his bunk mainly my career
it's tough on a relationship yeah would
have liked him to walk me to my car once
in a while in a dark neighborhood
well doctor says we're talking ghetto I
like a guy who wants to go out with guys
mmm
I can go out with the girls and what you
do that didn't I
remember if you are going to have
cosmetic surgery and from what i can
tell you really don't evening
what would you have done
in one that's what I'm dating right no
honestly I wouldn't have any done maybe
later on in life you never now you
change little nipper tuk here there may
be later on and everything don't you
know I haven't I would like to be
invisible
probably a facelift I'd like better
calves my nostrils
I think they're just too wide yes every
girl with the boob job
I feel disproportionate I just want the
area last eight years excellent choice
what do you guys think he wants its on
candy for guys
what should we pick you so many reasons
because i'm nice because i'm a
contentious and responsible
I'm going fun and smart and a scandal
but if you did you would be there I have
a great sense of humor
I'm a fun and outgoing person he doesn't
have to look after me because I can look
after myself
I'm adorable I'm different so you don't
have one of those red maintenance lights
on all the time
no because there's a lot of those around
who wasn't an attack now I'm very low
maintenance her let's thank you very
much
i will be at that line thank you
and she's a pistol this is the one I
want to choose you go for that one
the info you thinking endless i'm not
sure i think i can go for this one the
rocket ship
I think that my girl's gonna win so
we'll see what we do is we will see
the day James mom picks about to arrive
and that means that cassandra is about
to watch her boyfriend go out with
another girl while she hangs out in the
living room with his parents
well they're my girls about to get here
and she's beautiful smoking-hot let me
tell you a story
you might need to worry that
I need to worry a lot when you on these
days you need to be respectful i want to
ask me anything like that
don't worry you don't have to worry on
the city just don't worry about it
there's my girl
well I hope you brought protection on
this date
kinky
yeah
tonight on Nick Cannon's while and out
to give
we need is actually
here's the deal
my parents do not like my girlfriend
Cassandra so I'm here today to get set
up on to blind dates
my mom's pick is always here and I hope
she's hot well they're my girls about to
get here and she's beautiful
are you excited there will be smart
funny
you know I'm sure she'll be good-looking
Ramones got really good taste when you
on these days you need to be respectful
i want to ask me anything like that
just don't worry about it there's my
girl
close with somebody with class
Taylor right I pick Taylor because David
loves athletic girls
I think he's gonna be very happy with my
choice let's go see David awesome
I want a tall dark handsome guy that
treats me right
like can take me on I'm always full
speed ahead
this is Cassandra
and this is my son David mentioned if
messenger when I first saw that bitch
walk and I was about to jump up and rip
that bleach blonde hair out of her hand
let's see if we can get you an upgrade
ok
you call that an upgrade
when I first saw Taylor I was like holy
cow
her long legs her blonde hair she's
definitely a hottie
David Taylor about to head out from and
see work out while cassandra tries not
to get stripped down by mom and dad
so Cassandra are you nervous oh no no
all you do takeout pizza bag of trash
okay well here we go
yeah
teach you some
strip business
strip business on oh my god
see
the choice is mine
you got an awesome body workout yeah
I feel like once or twice Lee let you
know that's your abs
night keep your hands to yourself trashy
public quite comfortable doing this I
want to feel my way
jingle that a little bit
that night just got my new tattoo yeah
what's good
I think I'm gonna need a copy of the
state from my private files sick
I have a little surprise for you
yeah
yeah
while she's good at this super school
paid off you guys
she's perfect how did you pick her she
should have been my pic
yeah
for what
hard for me watching I think I'm gonna
need a cigarette after this date is a
little bit in there
want to try it on and then show me some
of your stuff you got to see my pics
back that scores boy
I'm going to have a very long talk with
your song
I think she's a nice girl I really do
this is just another side to her
david wants a woman not a skanky little
girl
yeah
yeah
yeah
is he doing they're exercising its just
exercising whether you pull next part of
the date you ready yeah
the first will change and let's go
now you have a good time strip dancing
having a great time
you look great thank you what does she
have to offer besides for body with that
body she doesn't need intelligence
yeah
when he yeah
good to them hungry
skanky ask for oh I'm sure not
we need a bit you're drooling
yeah
why I want to have to some honey right
now
what do you want it you pick the spot
I could do that
hold him no kids
I hope you brought protection on this
day camp will need it
this is stopped that's better than the
dancing
I forgot to tell you i'm a good kisser
so as you're going to be mad about the
kids well I was just looking money off
you and
so you can do it again I'm good again
I'm like as much an easy on me back
whenever you want to be so try anything
yeah
well I had a great time today i have a
little souvenir for you know we could
use the date comes from today it's gonna
be a tough decision now
as long as i get some honey to a pic
you're right
you might get thing that
awesome thing
talking to pick her I think they might
make a nice pair I think they really
connected and I'm going to connect my
fist to her face
ok
sorry Cassandra better yeah
how was your day I had a good time I
thought I asked you not to kiss anybody
that was part of the day like the neon
you're okay right wow I just got back
from my day with Taylor
note to self more strip dates
it was great so my dad's day is almost
here I can only hope that she sounds my
first day they went to meet the girl i
picked for each some smokin hot
you won't believe it cool hopefully
she's out by the mom's choice i'm
actually really excited to see what made
a bit
there she is right now all right let's
see who dad picks
yeah
also why she's almost
they're enjoying themselves that they
can
great time stop checking out the dancers
can I help it if I like coconuts
yeah
next time on the shop let's they have
exactly
all your life you came up short the
female you get a couple of me and
knowledge you will get your joints with
anything you know you can be studied so
much everybody
Hollywood Busta Rhymes takes a seat I
hope your mom's me my mom my step mother
credit card
yeah
here's the deal my parents do not like
my girlfriend Cassandra
so they have set me up on to blind dates
Taylor took me to a strip fitness class
if you haven't done it i highly
recommend it
my dad's pick is almost here you like
some wild and crazy so I have no idea
what to expect
hopefully she's out by the mom's choice
she's gonna take you places you've never
been before hopefully it's not too far
away from me
there she is right now let's take your
dad picks
let's see
yeah
the reason why i picked Rebecca is
because she's not a ball and chain
david has a lot of energy and it's hard
for me it's a board with 25 minutes
come on and let's meet my son David I
don't drink I don't do drugs is I am a
trip
you know without it
member my ex wife Esther and Cassandra
and this is my son david that mention my
first tell Rebecca the first thought
that came to mind was to look like a
nine-year-old was gonna do take it by
ice cream
are you ready I'm ready to go I got some
serious trouble plant
trouble
yes probably mom
see that coming up
first we're back I thought you look
gorgeous
she had beautiful hair she seems pretty
spunky and spontaneous so I'm pretty
excited
Rebecca's taking Dave to the beach for a
wine style you out while cassandra tries
to keep her head above water with mom
and dad
all right you ready to see a classy date
when do you see the one that I think she
looks like she's got going on doesn't
she refused Carly's hot
I guess yeah
like a drink a little tiki bar here for
some probable drink inspection
oh I didn't know they made Raggedy Ann
and life-sized form
she's cute I think she looks pretty hard
in school so why do you want to see
their new what i do i am a parts manager
in a boat dealership here going to beach
what do you do I you know I personal
train thank you very much
and yes your workout it like a gym ok
yeah and he is working to just come at
night school different she is I mean
she's independent
she's living life large she's
independent because nobody wants sir
you know you thinking
thank god for these answers i don't have
to talk to her now they're enjoying
themselves I think they're having a
great time
stop checking out the dancers can I help
it if I like coconuts
all right that's what you were going to
teach you guys about the mating dance
gonna call a woman out just like a cool
like this
all right she's going to come to get
those
look at this seeming hair weave you guys
coming
it's being a good sport I think he's
enjoying the state much better than your
day
Stace lame
she got the pic called down pat you guys
she did do the pic call very well
now we get to have traditional Hawaiian
hello
if this is a real allowed to put the app
on her mom she's a pig
so why don't your parents like your
girlfriend pretty needy she thinks I
stare at every other girl in the world
it's not like I'm flirting with him no
they think she's a little immature I
think you guys think I'm immature
from what I've seen a more mature than
he is over
great day crazy time yeah the end of the
day it's time that you should get laid
really absolutely awesome
I'm just gonna fall
hello darling should we get you back
thank you baby
I think that was a great day and I think
Rebecca did a great job did you see her
dancing in that grass skirt with all
that crap in here I mean it was awesome
that's the best you - I'm not right at
all
this should be interesting it should be
and if he knows what's best will choose
me
hey there you go that's okay
did you have a good time awesome I
learned how two bands seaweed
I was proud of you made her squeal like
a pig like I've never heard before that
was awesome
you know what that's how she's going to
call you to dinner so I just got back
from a date with her back and we had a
great time she threw me a luau
I got laid what a great check I got
three ladies to choose from
this is not going to be easy I have no
idea which one I'm gonna pick
while Dave and his parents go over the
two dates Cassandra the new girls are
downstairs anxiously awaiting his
decision will Dave stay with Cassandra
girl mom and dad think is a needy polish
or will he take their parental control
the heart and pitcher for one of the new
girls
this was a very hard decision for me to
make that a great time with every single
one of you and my relationship so far
with Cassandra it's been great
mom I know a pic Taylor she's a gorgeous
girl and I really think she's got a
great personality
then I know why you picked Rebecca she's
very spontaneous and she's down for
anything just like I in Cassandra you're
the queen and you have an amazing heart
and I love that about you
unfortunately I have to eliminate
someone right now
Rebecca I had an amazing day with him
but I think we'd be better off as just
friends
but it's lovely to meet you nice to meet
you
nothing against Dave but you know the
dad picked me because you know he felt I
could keep up the Sun but a chimpanzee
on a tricycle keep up with the science
Taylor you are super fun and very sexy
an awesome time with you I'm a little
bit worried though that you are a little
bit of a player and Cassandra you're
such an angel you so much for me but I'm
a little bit worried because you're very
easy but I've made my decision
the woman i choose is
to them well to be honest I'm not really
disappointed because somebody was such a
big ego is lacking in other departments
if you know what I mean
you know as much as I hate to admit it
you need a great choice she is a really
neat girl and I think in the end we all
want
no I want she was my chest
gotta bring up
thanks mom
turn it leave it stop automatic train
they watch it turn it stop drinking
they are