Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - Panic! At The Disco

Lyrics:
alright, alright... (x2)

alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling, though!
it's a hell of a feeling, though! (x2)

who are these people?
i just woke up in my underwear...
no liquor left on the shelf- i should probably introduce myself...
you should've seen what i wore, i had a cane and a party hat!
i was the king of this hologram, where there's no such thing as getting out of hand!

memories tend to just pop up...
drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves...
five thousand people with designer drugs...
don't think i'll ever get enough (don't think i'll ever get enough)

champagne, cocaine, gasoline!
and most things in between...
i rode the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camels was in a smoke alarm!

this night is heating up!
raise hell and turn it up!
saying, "if you go out, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
oh, yeah! (don't threaten me with a good time)

oh!

it's a hell of a feeling, though! (x2)

alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling, though!
it's a hell of a feeling though!

what are these footprints?
they don't look very human-like...
now i wish that I could find my clothes...
bed sheets, and a morning rose!

i wanna wake up...
can't even tell if this is a dream.
how did we end up in my neighbors pool?
upside down- with a perfect view?

bought a bar with the speed of sound...
fancy feet dancing through this town...
lost my mind in a wedding gown...
don't think i'll ever get it now (don't think i'll ever get it now)

champagne, cocaine, gasoline!
and most things in between...
i rode the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camels was in a smoke alarm!

this night is heating up!
raise hell and turn it up!
saying, "if you go out, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
oh, yeah! (don't threaten me with a good time)

i'm a scholar and a gentleman...
and i usually don't fall when I try to stand...
i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but i make these high heels work.

i told you time, and time again...
i'm not as think as you drunk i am...
and we all fell down when the sun came up...
i think we've had enough.

alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling, though!
it's a hell of a feeling though! (x2)

champagne, cocaine, gasoline!
and most things in between...
i rode the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camels was in a smoke alarm!

this night is heating up!
raise hell and turn it up!
saying, "if you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"

oh, yeah!

don't threaten me with a good time!

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I own none of the song. All rightful ownership to the song goes to Brendon Urie :)