If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 21: Still Alive

A new season begins, and a whole lot of shit happens already.

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Closed Caption:

so through a CO 2 children so hard
looking back it's fine it's a semicircle
when are you just cooking often body of
the loop
not good times
anyways what we talked about before our
justice
we've literally been standing here
talking from one
I have not the slightest idea what you
are referring to a certain thing with
the chapter you said before you started
talking about degree two more yrs my
green trim
it's pretty unique isn't it you're
picking for the fish the boy
well for the longest time now being the
captain of the fall company
I remember times where we actually had a
fair amount of difficulties and stains
within our chapters history
somehow though I feel that our industry
slowly changing
I know that it is impossible to change
the past but
I can't help but feel that the past this
i remember it just isn't safe anymore
could you elaborate to let remember when
I release that death metal looking
motherfucker known as the night bring
her from its prison
yes it was actually a really harsh day
for my pride and I deserved punishment
for the Shea micron upon the chapter
I have never forgiven myself for that
day
I well remember but it broke your heart
but you did ultimately Richie Joseph
well recently it was apparently proven
that what was Unleashed wasn't even the
night bringer at all
what our parents it was only a fragment
of the B and C take jack
it didn't even have any actual authority
over the motherfucking necrons well
let's hold on the drama by a Megaton to
you also remember how contour shit area
slots the planet of damn nose around
that time was a huge loss and a massive
impact . around yes it was straight up
that we tried to claim getting the first
place
considering would you offer system that
affects of cases due to a lack of troops
here is the car is barely managed to
escape back battle but what really
fucking turn around with the somehow
successful counter-attack that we make
with the next possible fully awake and
oh yeah I heard about that we won that
one
- didn't we
in the reports I read I couldn't help
but notice some very strange detail
stone for one you would manage to retake
that ancient to world to detonate every
single fucking tomb complex annihilating
every last night from there
how did you were by the Emperor's
modified testicles even know the
location of the number of those complex
look we are useful to do love disturb
sites
god bless it huh fair enough i guess the
other thing i noticed was that scary is
supposed to be the transcendent catan
all by himself
how in Gilligan's fucking golf lighter
did he do that , such a fast they don't
get their social skills
look up indeed come closer
I should teach you another cover
technique you can fight even better
Master respect I scare you
I concert starts we're very happy to
hear about everyone this is the right
step 1
just stand perfectly still
combat is very much matter what your
step tool will come slowly to your agent
enemy government step
you raise your fish look I'm doing right
now prepare to meet your be broadening
your review upon your clothes . expected
i care is absolutely welcome to cats
that's like this and go straight for the
cast
no get out of there I wasn't guys got
you
isay who how he survived this far is a
fucking mystery especially in that fight
against the attack
well it was probably just lucky the
qatar must have tripped up from rocks or
something
actually that goes for everyone who's
bought don't think catan just can't lay
mmm
flow around the planet and flow to rocks
oh well that too is there enough I guess
though I must say the strangest part of
the whole damn house report involving
you yourselves
my lord literally the button well what
would that be
remember doing anything exceptional well
basically the part where you rip - Nick
Ron pylon off the ground and used it as
a weapon
you see I have a hearing concerning that
all of these things
all of them are nearly impossible to do
even judging by our already high
standards and people just a theory
well promise not to casually his own
criteria like any sane person would but
I believe that someone or something is
many blading time and space itself
bending the very rules of reality in
order to make sure that the altar
Marines are superior in the eyes of the
univers ensuring that they will never
failed
i I just need some more evidence but i'm
also positive than some such phenomena
is what's currently happening
it isn't the craziest thing to have
happened after all
is everything all right
what if it is the Emperor I believe in
him but I don't think that this man here
is something he would just do like that
if you didn't do it it wouldn't be
exclusively for us here possible
we can't be anything but they're pretty
nuts with judge no budget we can't do
anything about something we don't know
it does not mean that we cannot act and
why are you being so suspicious or not
being suspicious you know baby Christian
mean that sort of the equation y soul
do you know anything else I should know
are you hiding something yes I mean no
definitely no absolutely positively no I
don't have to answer to you about
anything
I talked about something really very
well then
farewell chapter master
oh I really so keep it to the ship my at
this time
my mom is that we have succeeded
acquiring lacking this is all
you are shot father and I understand why
let us not talk about it I do hope our
nightly cuddling sessions will not be
rescheduled because of me but it's not
fucking talk about three
Tara world or is that really you
yes Malik individual it is our role gold
or how are you here
he died will find some blacks eight no
well well then find survived how by
being dead in pretend what
so you could this be dead and then can
get this error year
why a revolution likely to it though the
black pussy must be stopped
magic Paint love tell me what to do
love has spoken what are you not happy
to know i am alive
father please direct your eyes somewhere
else I cannot fulfill that wish I will
gouge your eyes out with the broken
fragments of your own Iron halo if you
do not stop staring no you will not
my iron hail always dislodged in your
eye socket 10,000 years ago the spanking
of your ass she'll be thorough and
personal struggle weight loss
your son's the area of this one of your
Angeles
supposedly died we explain that are
banged it up on that ship
why a revelation let me do it
what magic pain love I am lost of this
heretical ship
tell me what I should do
your services are no longer required
well that's pretty down
no it is the story of why I am here
can you please go away for another
10,000 years
No so you've been hiding the fact that
this entire time you've been my nine
millennia for the entire hearing
including your own sons
just so you could dress as a G Rihanna
and around the area house
I took upon a vow of silence to atone
for past sins better stop okay
I disagree so if you actually he can
sign all this time
how do you suddenly come here revealed
your identity I mean you could have any
time right now all times are must
prevent you from speaking of the wolves
you dare question my subject matter of
the day yes
for fuck's sake historian if you speak
of the wolves
you will rekindle the great rage in the
Cyclops
it means destruction would commence and
you would endanger father
well I guess mr. Cyclops we'll just have
to start taking meditation classes and
come two balls down that would not work
damn it roco I know stop being a
sensible SI piece of wood useless sack
of assessing sauce families
no such shocks product I preferred it
when you kept quiet
well he
only fair that we talked about the
station me back this gets a night in
sobe but really though I don't you think
these rages general is he made me come
on the space walls
great he is just jealous because the
space for a while and thousands of these
standing right behind you see it yet
stop that only I am allowed to quit this
room get your own is not used
I'm oracle you are not fucking help
broken losing team has true form of
energy which is shield
my lord you have this sorry no can do
what I have to go to some other stuff I
trust you my son you will take care of
us
I cannot tell I just do not trust them
in
yeah
you represent yourself your name and
your purpose in this realm
according to the ruling decrees of the
grey knights and the oath taken upon my
initiation as supreme grand master
it's a secret oh sweet
mastercard of war eagle is that were you
how did you know my well-kept secret
have you made a visit in my ear
have you it's really issue it is social
/ - me too was his team of all clear
nights the girls have you seen my sword
anywhere
I cannot find it it's it's in your hand
that is a lie and to not exist in my
reality
just just stop please
wow man don't be back around and
stopping is not an option
come we must go before it is too late
our genes theater
excellent thinking my children it might
be a hallucination but if he is who he
claims to be
we cannot afford to let him go however
if he is a demon
we can still kill him in my name it's a
win we won all those little generation
what did you go where and that warp is
that all know where you know
are you really trying to follow you must
be original
who dares insult my most sacred presence
that's easier to pull
giant true I need you to see some risk
always said it's a cat man
the saint of pompous to be culture Sonia
your fairy enough to be Wilson
you must be in closet Orioles
well brilliant deduction you may have
heard throughout most of my life I have
gone by the name Lord Inquisitor Fyodor
katha myself high load of terror and
representative of the god Emperor's Holy
Inquisition love this is certainly an
interesting bear many titles all of them
to rinsed and one sells though that
might be true
who are you to assume this
I the prime of the altar girl
even the wolf king of ingress and begin
fixing it
I can only assume that your own titles
should not go on without bloodshed
so it's made and be
30
this I presume we are failure like you
and the
in
except i would never ride my chair that
walks for you when I have a pair of
boxing legs
I mean if I hell of it see you know what
why you haven't fought it for anything
for decades you mean sort of your new
words but hey what is that supposed to
mean
you need to spend more time being raised
by wolves
Thomas all skeletons are wolves on
strong
I will avenge you Jana
what kind of father have been
yeah
soldiers vision of life
picture to death of the Sun firing Lee
beloved diary of my dark black soul and
Unforgiven chesticles as i have written
into your ice white pages countless
times already
I barely know how long I've been in this
place like a fatal of ultimate sadness
I say bludsoe tears my palace of
unending unrelenting unyielding super
count
although it is none of these things
because it is actually really crafted
shit compared to the cathedral or see or
palace but they are all metaphors for my
universe belittling saara but that is
what I deserve for my soul crushing or
squash and mine super Nile a
transgression
it's not kind it is a blade
I have heard things yes I've heard
whispers from the outside
fight whispers of a new age dawning upon
our kid
my brothers are returning the loyal and
the traitorous slowly returning to the
fray
I presume my time here in my dark black
dragon darksteel of glitter ating
solitude
it's come to it as well x upon us and I
shall be here in my love
this Nevermore
interesting to me
her that there
oh I'm totally stuck it's like a
metaphor for my life
well fuck your craft space i didn't want
to leave anyway you help help
all the plays hello hello
it's really quite right yes