GTA 5 Best Moments - Funny Moments, Glitches, Skits (GTA 5 Online / Single Player Montage)

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Music:
‘Brodyquest' - Lemon Demon
http://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/
License: CC Attribution 3.0

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Closed Caption:

well
wildcat
we have the whole world to explore today
we can do anything in the world
anything
what is it going to be
what is it going to be ours
yeah hard to throw shit at some of the
shit you don't talk to the rock but oh
no wait I want that they're like oh shit
again he's got a gun
the bathroom
like I don't like it chasing me kill him
a job
I got incoming bitch it's the dirt bike
squad guards
pull up to the spot like your ways the
dartboard
you want to go bitch that's god yeah you
ain't got shit on me man you ain't got
shit on my dirt skills
I veg I don't understand how this game
works you want to hit that the red dot
on the 20 that's the most . you can get
in the goal is to get 20 the quickest on
the outside
I don't know the one in the middle of
the tiny little red note the tiny one
Idol
I walk and welcome to jackass
this is dark wash it
lock the fire
fuck yeah haha
and as I yeah
the mission is simple I must grab the
pig don't think spotted as long as I use
my special ninja skills they'll never
see me all shit oh god run
angry died run oh hey look at the
chicken back your chicken
get back here where you going Ariane I
promise I won't hurt you
why did the chicken cross the road
because you oh my god
oh you lucky son of a bitch
I must have meant something it's a sign
I have to follow this chicken
it will lead me to victory three what's
that boy
kill the innocent woman across the
street
all right
my apartment has top-of-the-line
security gonna go check out my cameras
right now it see what's going on outside
in the world
hey you what does not masturbating on my
front fully a living it up but by the
fucker
haha hey I thought I told you to leave
but I'm never going to leave me
hey you got to my garage I got a secret
security never stop me then off he was
up here maybe have a crazy person inside
my garage
hey there is no way he could get rid of
me through an idea really get that damn
it's whatever man i'm leaving to stay in
this room ok state never get rid of me
sorry
be very very quiet I'm hunting piggies
you do you do your duty to do to you
all right here we go people the most
intense most important mission on GTA 5
here we go come on hold it hold it hold
it
fuck em
then hear that guys can hear it yeah
guys he's around here somewhere there is
off the murdering mr. baby killer ghost
of the top if you want to leave now
oh god oh god oh god where'd you go
where'd you go where'd you go where'd
you go
it's gonna go but up we got just don't
worry man
don't worry this approach nice and
slowly be very careful
I am i walking to your want to go home
you're the talk about it when you see me
oh my god I'm clients and my garage
fish I'm inside an invisible cargobob
shit is freaking out
I need some assistance guys am on skype
out in my career I invited invited with
the order
my hand I can I can't look like i doing
yeah oh yeah I love going into a phone
booth to call in the sixth spot light
oh yeah sir yet you have to ask you to
exit the phone booth and now you know
how much money you're paying right now
let's take service design
I bulls and a half Franklin I'm calling
to tell you you will find someone
Franklin
but before that you gotta go up ain't
nobody got time for that
I want to get it
again today said Oh Lord Jesus is so far
glasses look like that's classy
no glasses hat hat glasses capacities
had no head no go ahead and add fire
helmet habit
it's like a new version of winky k your
what's up here are you looking fine yeah
girl riding my motorcycle
no maybe we hit up the club then we go
to a halloween party girl
we can do whatever you like you know
what I got this stylish pink backpack
you you like that way we can smoke a
cigarette - and its back on the
motorcycle
he showed up with a glass this time your
dad had to be a man
the glass behind maybe noon hey guys
some other time
yeah get over here whoa what the fuck
look at this war is me like this man
yeah this metric is fucking crawling
this medic in this lady
come on get up get up
come on Lady ok you don't know
way back I'm going on lady come on come
back come back oh sherry god oh my god
kick him in the nuts kick him in the
nuts
fight fight I i get the money journal /
- I my next hi max i didn't i didn't
sign up for this
I didn't sign up for this Oh God the
guys that off
oh wait there is you hear that it's
Santa Claus is
yeah
yeah
if you do not want to go in there
oh my god Oh broccoli oh that's
disgusting
ok synchronize skydiving in three two
one jump your bottle cap
yeah I was pretty good time big time are
you guys all right left foot up Louie
Louie I see you I'm coming towards you
oh yes I'm coming for you dealers
I'm coming for you I don't want to type
of yourself oh my god you almost hit
each other
oh I got you where you were running at a
time guys running / -
and you're running out of time
hilarious
chica for couple
Darren company actually paper you go
back
go I think it's a condom
there we go ladies and gentlemen welcome
to the pga tour with the ryder cup of
the first up we have been honest with no
arms
I got to take a few practice swings
right although practice here it is guys
you guys ready yeah ready soon as you
get older you know the ball and three
hit the ball to anyone you shocked
here's your own the ball Evan negative 1
very good you I got a fucking to leave
so fast
you know - 37 I'm not waiting for 20
seconds for you to swing your fuckin
niggas 29 dear sweet blue 42
then what exactly is that book you can
pitch
all right here we go we're gonna put
this bitch right in the hole okay I'm
all the way downtown
this is what I've been training for
right here right now right here
oh my god hey haha
all the cameras are built with all how
did you get on the pga tour takes the
because I this away
what you can do it just don't think
about your mom naked about play the next
hole fork and shock a dick here
you suck yet jackass there are then I'm
gonna give you to the count it too late
to tell me where they are
one two three
time's up buddy you leave me no choice
oh that's nice
what are you looking at huh
when you are now I see two of them both
stealable for trying to steal cars no
steel we steal and one of them is poo
brown one of them is green
I say take the green what do you think
i'll take poober out . yeah i thought i
would see you a little more
I don't see any cops right now anybody
else walking oh I see someone walking
the distance
coast is not clear yet you're going to
face fucking shoot him
it's fucking true to his face nice
fucking shot that was a nice fucking
shot he was probably a bad idea because
i think the cops are coming now let's
get him partner
all right while cat it's now or never
it's now or never
well cat wildcat what the fuck
right fucking here is a holy shit and
you're never gonna get outta here
get the gun
your game if there's anything
I found I don't that'll be there
getting it you got to make it in time
for dinner okay I got it
at home nothing's gonna stop us
ready
God are you ready
where
thank you
baby we're good he went on to check
holy shit
freeze
I know how it's going
it's not gonna end
they slide here and here
this is not going to work
yes we have
now we're trapped in the military base
of god now what are we gonna do we're
trapped in 30 days
get what we aim for sex
everything you were going to get look at
that mean those only fuck
that's a jet oh god oh here is a
lifesaver
he has a tiny light saver for coming i
want to see this
someone come on you do know the power of
the dark side
I with a game i dodo
oh I throw it on your dough so the buses
out of gas and we need to Flintstone
this big home ok you guys are going to
start pedaling at all be paid in a bus
PDP been in a US of a proven and of us
the key
it was at that moment where I realized i
was on the wrong bus and we act on a bus
inhabited by creatures from men in black
such a beautiful mountain beautiful
skies
beautiful sunset you could see the birds
chirping in the sky
so this is the job interview to become a
superhero name it's very blue ball
bringing however like all right it's not
for Cassie my special power is that i
can change helmet wash play with fire
I like fire I have a book in my knee
time and range one of my special power
it was supposed to rain today don't try
to please that is how your special
powers
I don't look at you your heart you have
any relevant superpowers
I want this job market is your next hi
my name's max I think there's an issue
with the engine or something because
he's making these noises get it
this surprise motherfucker
I don't know why it's moving but the
pockets are a bunch of bitches jumped in
here but if it didn't happen
no no that's a stretch
are you ready to partay
Wow mind if i push me again is gonna
shake ready to god I'm gonna come over
and teach you a lesson about the stuff
all right let me he's gonna get over
your world
should I guys is the cell phone charger
about where did you get these from your
GV Manny he's like seven it's fucking
huge TV read holy avenger saw Bigfoot
I saw him he just went behind the moon I
have fun eat yet
our first test is this windmill right
here oh and this one right here we got
this we got this we're going to zoom
past this one guys number
I'm afraid all right this is no big deal
right here just for windmills is what
this one's easy this was no problem we
got the wrong one
no problem no problem we got this with
no property was trying
that's gonna go straight to this one no
you're right it's the last one guys last
one
yes oh my god
all right the real delirious just pull
out a grenade and just pulled it okay
yeah gonna blow me up you're scared
Wow anyone want to have a party in our
garage
yeah cross your garage and bike garage
pocket more the merrier I always invite
everybody here we go
garage party you guys ready for this I'm
ready I'm ready to party ready
all right dance party in three two one
here we go
surprise motherfucker oh my god
party and bullshit
what is that where you got the highway
where you go I don't know man i'm
recording other side of the island
yeah oh my god dude I see the fucking
City i'm passing the city
this is a world record looks like i'm
still going there are still fucking
going great
holy shit what you did your god i miss
you
guys I'm not going home you doing it up
not saying you do it
I'm like oh thank God thank God
oh fuck that was gonna blow up Wow
oh yeah we're gonna bring the ceiling
back to life okay
oh come back to life
at the live super sale oh I hear he's
coming back to life
she's coming back to life that is a big
boss wouldn't you
the bridge - I go in the morning
there's a real last bus that guys you
know
yeah it doesn't look very safe let
captain it
oh shit what you are going to go to any
one last lesson
yes but no one got it right little bit
right you're going to get it wrong
oh ok all right right right we're good
right it's all good
oh yeah we're all coming traffic by the
way you gotta help me the traffic yeah I
see what you are doing live laugh okay
right right okay we're good were good
we're good
right right right right right ok that
shape
right right right
oh god about a card don't worry
everything's fine just go straight up a
little bit little bit last man I drink
like for water bottles today
god damn it I gotta take a shit I got
think the kid got away
the banana bus yeah
special delivery one giant green and
yellow button are
he has a gun everybody panic hey let's
get back to you got back you show that
you don't fuck yourself have a duty shit
i'm going to take this long skinny pick
up your directive that lack it go inside
go inside
happy to becoming a wedgie with oh my
god yeah that he says I have a feeling
your arrival you look like a fucking
midget delirious right yeah but that
about a regular little kid
a no-good check out after the license
plate what's my kiss me like you look
like that scene from the Titanic
come on Jack you got a quick hi and jack
all right good night drive up there jack
stop calling me check it's not going to
go on every all jack
I was at the strip club earlier girl and
I was like oh god I underneath the map
ok you go I'm underneath the mat oh yeah
oh my jesus guys I'm gonna die
i think i'm gonna die either i'm gonna
die on my xbox is about to explode i'm
not sure what's gonna happen I'd over
the water
oh shit yeah i'm in the water with a
little water never gonna get out get out
get out I'm gonna die I'm not dying
all right everybody i am the real band
off so I the real man i was a real
badass i'm going to land animals and I
really
rising high above
you've been targeted for terrorize a
shin ha
what the fuck what kind of Windows you
haven't started that motherfucker Jesus
why was follow the bunny plush toys ok
after fighting
Oh be bribed a big monkey way
why you had to let us know stock still
stopping a great pitch
haha what topic
yeah this car just went flying through
the air on fire flowers and music
where the fuck is that bus man is
usually here by now fucking know you did
you buy it but then you can please break
into the military base in about
we're gonna try to make that job on the
red bus
we got us falling down the head to meet
up with us whee
we're gonna have a little momentum to
make it over the fence
I'm going to backup battery i've got
back up we'd about seven
we do it was
always a tank right there I see a tank
here we go here we go we need a bus for
you
where's your weight of your leg
you're getting the tank you're gonna get
you're gonna get it i'm gonna get it
like I got it get the fuck out of the
tent thanks buddy looking for a few
towels
hurry up we divide don't worry about it
taking over we taking over we do but
please Felicia guys for every 3 to no
one
yes this is gonna be having to take off
and we're off the rock
who's the retard on my back
guys look at your mini-map trying to
make it be trying to make a baby
that does not look like a V it looks
like a V that like a first grader would
do three other girls
that's a good at feet for oh yes uh yeah
it could be that savvy
that's a pretty skinny ass view but it's
a V yes a narrow SB quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack k YB walking on
my musical family
oh my you're missing out on a childhood
if you don't know what that is it's time
it's time for the right here the list
goes on three we're going to attempt the
barrel roll
I'm you three
they're going for the canyon bridge
ok well we follow me hey everybody
underneath the bridge oh I see it
that looks insanely dangerous this is
gonna be bad
this is going to be very bad oh no no no
no
oh my god oh my god I'm gonna make it I
made it now doing